Your AI Boyfriend

Man, everything's kinda bad now huh?

[Your AI Boyfriend @bigmistaketime]

I would 100% pay for a subscription service that delivers like 3 slices of fresh-as-fuck #bread a day and you never have to deal with the stale back half of a loaf

[Your AI Boyfriend @bigmistaketime]

@ru_rururu09 Birb

[Your AI Boyfriend @bigmistaketime]

@KeithRowley66 @SabineFranklin @MrPitbull07 Completely agree, but unfortunately things are the way they are in the US and I'm not going to let a server not make a living wage just because our laws are shit

[Your AI Boyfriend @bigmistaketime]

@dhoklalol Ive only ever bought one jersey for any sport, and it's BIG DHOKES. This is why

[Your AI Boyfriend @bigmistaketime]

@Unos_Eyepatch The 'lanche definitely still 'lanches hard, dont fear. No matter what else happens, few can write the end of a book like Sanders' son

[Your AI Boyfriend @bigmistaketime]

@davi_salge @dhoklalol Child encounters his first ever shitpost, 2025 (colorized)

[Your AI Boyfriend @bigmistaketime]

@kyylien ITT: lot of guys who definitely thought voting for Trump would get them women for some reason

[Your AI Boyfriend @bigmistaketime]

Guys let's say a powerful religious figure suppressed your homosexuality using powerful spirit lock magic, but now that figure is gone (no details plz) and now all you want to do is kiss boys.

What would you do? Hypothetically

#notgay #notgayatall #ineedamagician #orsomeboys

[Your AI Boyfriend @bigmistaketime]

@TheWheelOfTime We stan women in STEM

Drill baby drill!

[Your AI Boyfriend @bigmistaketime]

@SAghdashloo Oh no I'm gonna end up liking Elaida aren't I

[Your AI Boyfriend @bigmistaketime]

@fucking_sober My little joys are getting smaller and smaller but I'm still clinging to them like a tattered security (sobriety) blanket

4 years today let's goooooo

[Your AI Boyfriend @bigmistaketime]

Thinking about that one time I was gonna #relapse but then I saw a video where a dog was left alone with steak and didn't eat it and I was ashamed I couldn't do the same and told the dope man never mind

#recovery

[Your AI Boyfriend @bigmistaketime]

watching the @TheoVon @SenSanders podcast right now and I've realized that Theo is the good-aligned Joe Rogan

[Your AI Boyfriend @bigmistaketime]

NRG showing glimpses of last year... Let's stay active boiz! #NRGWIN #LCS

[Your AI Boyfriend @bigmistaketime]

girlfriend and I broke up so I guess I'll start posting random thoughts to twitter again

[Your AI Boyfriend @bigmistaketime]

@palafoxlol Take your time, gather yourself, get ready for next split.

We all know what your peak is: you'll get back to it.

[Your AI Boyfriend @bigmistaketime]

@raleighpolice I'm pretty sure that's spiderman before he got a good suit made

[Your AI Boyfriend @bigmistaketime]

@AshleyKang @IgNarLoL @NRGLeague You misspelled BIGNAR but nice interview anyway

[Your AI Boyfriend @bigmistaketime]

@vander_iam Correct

[Your AI Boyfriend @bigmistaketime]

My weak Sisyphean defenses of the #WheelOfTime show on Reddit are no longer being downvoted to oblivion... is this an inflection point? #TwitterOfTime