maria

i'm not doom scrolling, you're doom scrolling 🍎 utrecht via memphis, weekly bike streams on twitch ⬇️

[maria @falsefatigue]

@markocantdunk Me 1 year before I moved to The Netherlands with my dog.

[maria @falsefatigue]

@modacitylife This is something I wish the NS would adopt. Not all employers pay for OV subscriptions and the OVfiets alternatives (Lime, Check, etc) can be prohibitively expensive.

[maria @falsefatigue]

Releasing my tax return in solidarity with broke girls who made less that $10k in 2025.

[Chris Sommerfeldt @C_Sommerfeldt]

City Hall has released Mayor Zohran Mamdani's 2025 tax return, filed jointly with his wife, First Lady Rama Duwaji.

The return shows they made $144,784 in joint gross income.

Duwaji, a visual artist, only pulled in $10,010 of that, the return shows.

[maria @falsefatigue]

The children (me) yearn for a kitchen with a door. I’ll even take “can’t see the kitchen from the living room” at this point.

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

hate is a strong term bc i dont care how other people live, but when i browse zillow, im saddened to see how open concept kitchens have become the default. especially when combined with too many overhead can lights and barn doors.

[maria @falsefatigue]

@gardenstparker @megannn_lynne I also remember the purple pool and the pizza mystery.

[maria @falsefatigue]

@RonChusid His podcast (Fear&) is more of a yapping about pop culture with 3 friends style podcast. For his condensed politics videos check out his youtube channel: https://t.co/NvojZ0TvnZ

[maria @falsefatigue]

@starphasings thank you so much for this tip

[maria @falsefatigue]

We finally got UV rays back a few weeks ago so I am rapidly forgetting how bleak winter is.

[maria @falsefatigue]

Adjusting to a 1200-1600 hrs of sunlight area after living in a 2500-3000 area has been A Journey. The lack of 40°C in the summer is great but winter is b l e a k.

[Hayduke ⏹️ @GWHayduke97]

It genuinely breaks my brain to imagine what 1400 hours of annual sunshine must be like to live in.

When going to college in Chicago, I really struggled with the seemingly endless gray of the winters. Chicago gets 2500 sunshine hours!

[maria @falsefatigue]

@pablomaronas @Fritzandfrieda @simongerman600 @Flighty Thanks, thought I was being dramatic remembering 15 hours 😂 It was long!

[maria @falsefatigue]

@Fritzandfrieda @pablomaronas @simongerman600 14 hours via KLM. We were able to see northern lights out the window!

[maria @falsefatigue]

@pablomaronas @simongerman600 That was the route I flew going from Tokyo to Amsterdam in March 2025.

[maria @falsefatigue]

Yessss de dirty wall facing couch naast het defecte wc is nog vrij

[Nazia Kazi @NaziaKaziTweets]

Trump is bombing Iran all because some of y’all couldn’t bring yourself to vote for someone who promised to bomb Iran

[maria @falsefatigue]

@potatoslav tbh this is how I was starting to price things the last few weeks before I moved abroad 🫣

[maria @falsefatigue]

@markocantdunk Jon Fosse & Tove Ditlevsen

[maria @falsefatigue]

oops made the teacher influencers on tiktok mad because I said teaching is a blue collar job 🫣

[maria @falsefatigue]

a friend in my group chat gives up social media for lent so I’ve been sending him no context memes like this one as bread crumbs

[sam @sam_d_1995]

art of the deal

[ettingermentum @ettingermentum]

Pete Buttigieg isn’t presidential material but he would be an awesome leader of a mid-major party in a Netherlands style parliamentary system

[maria @falsefatigue]

@markocantdunk who is john??