perplexing pegasus

i don’t own a horse anymore oops

[perplexing pegasus @bigredeventer]

raise your hand if you have ever been personally victimized by your own horse

[perplexing pegasus @bigredeventer]

throwing out old dressage tests feels sacrilegious

[perplexing pegasus @bigredeventer]

@scholasticEQ The men’s city joggers from lululemon are amazing!!! I didn’t like the fit of their women’s joggers but the men’s city joggers are soooo comfy and nice

[perplexing pegasus @bigredeventer]

Isolated in boys NYC. Last night I doordashed lamb chops and skirt steak oh AND they delivered cocktails. More restaurants need to be doing this during the quarantine!!!

[Brad Parscale @parscale]

Joe Biden is a train wreck on illegal immigration and would harm national security.

He’d have ZERO deportations for the first 100 days INCLUDING CRIMINALS and after that deport only felons.

Trashes the rule of law and makes us less safe.

Insanity!

[perplexing pegasus @bigredeventer]

Spending my first couple of days on spring break down here in Ocala with my friends and old bosses and I missed living here 🥺

[Sam Hockley-Smith @shockleysmith]

Not sure anything says 2020 more than "wassup everyone yeah it’s true my parents got coronavirus it’s crazy”

[Read a Book @DoxxedTeacher]

THE MAN SPRAYING HIS SON WITH DISINFECTANT OMMMMMG

I AM DEAD 😂😂😂

[perplexing pegasus @bigredeventer]

Anyone looking for any show jump boots or XC boots? I have one full pair of eskadrons($50), a full pair of majyk equipe($90) and a full set of eskadron xc boots($90) dm for pics and such

[perplexing pegasus @bigredeventer]

On multiple of my ig posts I get comments from small boutiques/stores about doing dming them to do collabs and just curious does that mean I’ll get free clothes? Anyone ever done something like that? Sos help a broke girl out

[perplexing pegasus @bigredeventer]

@mkmeier99 I also had a septoplasty at the time they did the rhinoplasty so I’m not sure if that would make a difference in recovery time

[perplexing pegasus @bigredeventer]

Me: rides horses for almost 10 years and never sustained any (major) injuries
Also me: gets hit in the face with a garbage can lid, and have to go see my plastic surgeon because my nose might be fucked (I had a nose job 4 years ago lol)
:))))

[perplexing pegasus @bigredeventer]

@mkmeier99 Yes absolutely loved it and so worth it! Doc said 6-8 weeks to be safe. Started flatting 4-5 weeks after (I think) and then waited an extra couple weeks to jump to be safe in case of hitting my face ect!! Super easy recovery tho

[perplexing pegasus @bigredeventer]

How we feeling about my 21st gift? Because I’m feeling it #3hours

[😈 @Sea2sky_eq]

Good dressage is like good sex, once you realize how it's supposed to feel there's no going back & settiling for mediocre.

[perplexing pegasus @bigredeventer]

My mom surprised me with a limo at the airport and boy was waiting for me and I have never had a better surprise than this. Driving through New York City in a limo is deff a life time experience and so glad I was able to share it was him🥺

[perplexing pegasus @bigredeventer]

Did my mom just pay for a $600 plane ticket for me to go see boy this weekend instead of me driving 8 hours in the crappy weather after a 9 hour shift? Yes 🥺🥺

[perplexing pegasus @bigredeventer]

@frankenginger @theeventerslife #Daddygang ily both❤️😫

[perplexing pegasus @bigredeventer]

My mom KILLED me. I asked her to buy my 12 dogs of Christmas Ale. She bought me the barrel aged ones. I had my first one in less than 15min and felt v tipsy. I looked up the alcohol percentage and IT WAS 10.4%. Naturally I drank a couple with an hour. I’m fine it’s fine

[perplexing pegasus @bigredeventer]

Ok hear my out: stuffing is bomb hangover food

[perplexing pegasus @bigredeventer]

The only good part of working last night was since it was thanksgiving it was ok to come in a lil drunk and wear leggings oh and the time and a half lol #retailsucks