frankenginger

big dumb idiot

[boob dylan @BYUsupersoaker]

its gonna be a Hunter Biden summer (staying away from crack and reminding others that nobody is perfect and everyone makes mistakes)

[erika @yeeeerika]

the human spirit was not designed for this many passwords

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@SleepyManny Man if you’re going to be mean and least get it right. I smoked crack. I would never have wasted coke on snorting it.

[The Driven Man @Thedrivenman]

The final level of being smart is just pretending you don’t know anything to make your life easier.

[picardie aurora @picardie_aurora]

whoever named the amoeba knocked it out of the park, that’s what that thing is

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

Probably the worst case scenario when you’re fishing is that you catch a fish. I just wanted to drink beer with the fellas for 6 hours and now I’m wielding a fillet knife on rough seas

[Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee]

The 2020s have been a lot more Minneapolis-centric than you'd expect.

[Rusty 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @ImSmilingRn]

(after my card declines) Strange. That account has 1 million dollars in it

[hera @shiningdaisies]

do NOT project your lack of whimsy onto me

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

big day for guys who like to monitor situations

[james hawkins @james406]

it's messed up that there a million songs about love but zero about hopping on a quick call with key stakeholders

[Bryce Roberts @bryce]

It’s seriously stupid how great life can be if you marry well

[chance @chanceposts]

I will trust someone on Reddit from 11 years ago with my life before using chatgpt for anything

[Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee]

Why did Christopher Robin imagine his stuffed donkey had clinical depression.

[hera @shiningdaisies]

i find ur lack of whimsy quite disturbing

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Surrounded by people who drive too slowly (sanctimonious suck-ups who should have their licenses taken away) & people who drive too fast (reckless lunatics risking everyone’s lives who should have their licenses taken away) And then there’s me. Perfect as always

[erika @yeeeerika]

i can't work under these festive conditions

[ً @cryst6ls]

no one wants to play mancala these days and that’s the problem