Brian Westphal

Proud dad, happy husband, theatre booster, Lincoln Schools booster.

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[Brian Westphal @bigsablept]

Hearing @romanmars read a @PureMichigan ad on @99piorg has made my day better. Whoever made this happen, I appreciate you. #99pi #PureMichigan

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@annekjohnson Yep. We all did a double take on that stupid line.

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@Apple Why oh why is the macOS Contacts app such a loathsome mess? It is virtually unusable. Adding a contact is such a painful experience I always give up and reach for my iPhone.

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Both @TimHarford and @svaneksmith in one podcast? Very nice! https://t.co/gFuBzLo7qL

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@MyFitnessPal There has to be a way to reenable friend requests. My wife and I would like to share recipes from our diaries. Both sides enter the others information? Something?

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Plus they’ve introduced a number of bugs into the iOS podcast app making these changes. 🙄

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I find it very arrogant of @Apple to think they are entitled to changed the meaning of a podcast subscription. Especially because it allows them to make money from them.

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You’re not even consistently putting it in the wrong place on the bottom. It’s a big confusing mess.

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@nytimes Would you please do the only sensible thing with regard to user interface design and move the back arrow in your app to the top?

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@CocaCola Why did you change #CokeZeroSugar? The bite that used to make it taste like Coke Classic is gone. It’s like New Coke all over again. Will you ever learn?

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@HlvcMustafa Is there a problem with the Fuse community site? It’s using a self-signed SSL cert.

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@RocketMortgage Lending tree gave you my info. I had to tell three different reps to stop calling me when they called me. Then I just blocked the number. I didn’t realize how Lending Tree works, and that’s my fault. Calling again when I tell you not to, that’s your problem.

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@rocketmortgage is annoying beyond belief.

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@romanmars That is crazy. Can’t wait to listen.

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@romanmars I hope this combination works well for you and the team.

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@SenMikeShirkey Can you produce the name of even one dead person who voted in Michigan last November or are your claims of vote fraud as shallow as those made by 45 in court?

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@JoeBiden I hope one of the things you change during your presidency is to undo the changes to the Air Force One livery that 45 made. The entire world knows what Air Force One looks like. It does not need to change.

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@romanmars Love me some minis.

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@GoBlueBells That was a nice looking building from what I’ve seen.