Astra

🏳️‍⚧️, messiah of evil, 25, avid hyrax enjoyer and gaymer, one day i will make music again @edentulousdog ❤️

[Astra @bigsexy_org]

Hyrax girl confused by East Coast gas stations

[fawn @wholelottawife]

i’m libbing la vida loca

[Astra @bigsexy_org]

I give myself one night to lib it all out

[user @resonantraven]

can someone set the trans community back by six hours? it's 4am and I need to catch up on sleep

[yume nikki minaj à trois @jun3buggy]

elizabeth holmes is a whoville 10

[Jane Altoids @staticbluebat]

Nathan: Do you see why this is funny?

Elizabeth: Yeah he turned himself into a pickle, funniest shit i've ever seen

[perfect angel @girl__virus]

the rest is still unwritten you dumb bitch

[Astra @bigsexy_org]

Maybe I’m a bad person but this might be the funniest things I’ve ever seen

[Chris Nelson 🏝️🇺🇸 @ReOpenChris]

An unhinged boomer breaks down and cries and screams that her “petty” daughter cut her off and won’t let her see her grandson.

She wants Byron Donalds to make a law forcing her daughter to let her see her grandson.

Maybe look in a mirror first, lady.

And turn off Fox News.

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

the plan:

1) get the job
2) chinese fursuit
3) get her back

[Astra @bigsexy_org]

I’ve felt spiritually connected to everything ive heard anyone say about OCD but if I worry too much about that then I’d have over 100 total worries, which would make me demonstrably evil

[ozzy @mouldpoisoning]

genuinely how do you get over this

[Zar @zarzaliel]

Overclocking in at the storage closet.

[Astra @bigsexy_org]

🤨

[Sylvia! 🏳️‍⚧️ @RoadkilledEevee]

I checked on rule 34 and apparently, according to NSFW drawings made by THE creator of her

She has a dick

[Lyn @remxxing]

That Chinese lesbian tweet where she’s fucking the girl while she’s gotta piss has been in my head for two days

[🍂Little Miss Big Butt🍂 @GothTransFem]

“Are you transitioning for girlhood or womanhood”

[๋.๋๋ ࣭ ⭑resor๋t ࣭enjoyer๋ ࣭ ⭑ @idmpredator]

If I beat that pussy up is you gon tell on me?

[John Smith @johnsmithyson0]

No darling, I don't have dick "game". Women's pleasure isn't a fucking joke to me. I have dick strategic initiatives. I have dick KPIs.

[Palmer @miatapilled]

For sale. Baby suit. Worn once when my baby was ripped to shreds