alaina

i can be ur horse girl or ur 𝘴𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘱𝘰𝘯𝘺

[alaina @bigslappy96]

it is impossible to put ducks in a row. they are constantly moving. they have webbed feet, designed to transition swiftly from water to earth. they are angry , all the time

[alaina @bigslappy96]

@flunkadelic delightful

[alaina @bigslappy96]

if i had a basket…….just think of it. just think of what i could bring with me to different locations

[Daggerlad @Daggerlad2]

Checking in on my neighbor’s lawn after secretly planting 40 acorns in it the night before

[alaina @bigslappy96]

u don’t really hear much bout the burgermeister meisterburger these days huh

[alaina @bigslappy96]

this view 😍😍

[alaina @bigslappy96]

the geese are coming

[alaina @bigslappy96]

if i had a cool puppet i would not make a tiktok about it. if i had a cool puppet i would not make a tiktok about it

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

Nana would sooner grease the birdfeeder pole than use her binoculars to appreciate a nice gray squirrel. Shows her pathetic dogmatic attachment to traditional beauty…

[alaina @bigslappy96]

having a girlfriend whose drunk is one of the all time top privileges. be grateful i’m having a nice time

[alaina @bigslappy96]

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[alaina @bigslappy96]

think i’m gonna start studying the periodic table. cant say why i just think i’m gonna need it soon

[alaina @bigslappy96]

cool people in 2007 thought exactly the same way my pitbull does. call me when they start shitting everywhere too

[c: @herridot]

people in 2007 really understood the objectively correct way to use twitter I think

[alaina @bigslappy96]

damn girl ur looking good af, u get a new eating disorder

[bunkey @chiefkeefmidi]

can you skip this song kitten its too scary

[alaina @bigslappy96]

wow jommy 😍