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[Guru @BikoGuru]

@RamzZy_ Sums it up 😂😂

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

The most dangerous form of blindness is believing that ur perspective is the only reality.

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

i’ve been praying for days like this

[Blake Burge @blakeaburge]

Major cheat code for life: realizing you really can just wake up one day and say "that's enough of that" and change direction completely.

[millicent bystander @Nyokaffiii]

Eh my child is strict. Nguo, meals na vipindi/music huwa na schedule. Huwezi mwekea a snack that he has decided ni ya usiku mchana. Vitu ziko classified as "ya moon" na "ya sunshine" and he won't budge😭

[Huduma Manda @hudumaManda]

Hadi ile siku HR ataleta pork ofisi and you will fall straight into that trap. We will be there!

[🇰🇪 @6_size]

Going by the tech bro's thinking, the landlord should engage tenants first before engaging a structural engineer ju what are those pillars?
How will they even park their cars?

[Raksha @caraksha103]

Corporate shock: realizing “urgent” doesn’t mean urgent. It means someone else is panicking.

[monka @MsMacharia]

Funeral*

[Clinton @yrboyclint]

Mzazi anafika home akiwa amejam unashangaa rada. Kumbe amepewa pano na Mosiria aokote uchafu huko town😭😭

[Em🧚🏻‍♀️ @WhatEmsReadingX]

imagine how many books I could have read if I just put my fucking phone down🥲

[My Doctor @mmmicheni]

I’ve been too embarrassed to tell this story but I’m breaking my silence.

Juzi a teen came to the clinic with his folks so tryna relate to him I go “your gangster points gotta stay up, yeah”

He looked me dead in the eye and goes “yo?? they’re called aura points” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[jacob juma @kabetes]

I foresee Luhyas being watchmen and cooks for a long time in this country untill they address their political agenda in unity.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

that awkward moment when you start telling a story and you realize no one is listening, so you slowly fade out and pretend you never said anything.

[millicent bystander @Nyokaffiii]

Sakaja thinks this is AI

[Cerebral Assassin @xysist]

Speed trap ⚠️

Karatina to Nyeri past Wariruta dam.

Wakenya wamekuwa rada

[Noah @NoahKingJr]

Someone should buy LinkedIn and turn it off

[Kathambi | Pan-African 💫🌍❤️ @iamkathambi]

Hahaha. This reminds me of the time one of my Gen Z’s kept saying “Ni Mbayaaa!” in conversations.

So I asked her “Ni nini mbaya?”…and they all started laughing at me 🫠

[monka @MsMacharia]

Machakos GP?

[Aleckie Ronald @SirAlexas]

Najua next kwenda State House ni content creators..they've been begging..

[Sun Tzu @ItsChanzu]

Ruto bans the word Mama mboga to be replaced by Informal Perishable Agrifood Distribution Operative .