Bill Jenkins

47 years young, comin at ya from my Mom's undeveloped basement suit, FOLKS!

[Bill Jenkins @bill_jenkins]

95% dick n fart jokes, 5% shameless self promotion. Checkout my new fancy website showcasing my tattoo work: http://t.co/KmLujANkCl

[Lexie 🌻 @LexieJovanovski]

New ink! Thanks to @bill_jenkins at Pennyblack! http://t.co/oBKrUWPAqz

[Graham Clark @grahamclark]

i want to make a collection of people posing with music monuments like this:

[Bill Jenkins @bill_jenkins]

@toxicnacho the mysterious lumpy mid section IS quite mesmerizing

[Bill Jenkins @bill_jenkins]

internet sales, hash marking, like-posts, tag, pic tweets, 2.0, http://t.co/kC5KpRRbV3

[Bill Jenkins @bill_jenkins]

Top ten most amazingly forgettable facts of 2008 #buzzfeed http://t.co/ptO4ShpFJv #forgettablefacts

[Bill Jenkins @bill_jenkins]

the top seven "FREE®" SUBS that subways does NOT want you finding out about! http://t.co/96ClyULe0D

[Bill Jenkins @bill_jenkins]

The top 7 ways to wast your life and annoy the people who have you in their facebook feed http://t.co/ptO4ShpFJv

[Bill Jenkins @bill_jenkins]

http://t.co/ptO4ShpFJv top 10 ways to be a stay at home mom and still find the time to clog up the internet by reposting #buzzfeed articles

[Bill Jenkins @bill_jenkins]

You only get one chance... mom's spaghetti, mom's spaghetti,mom's spaghetti, mom's spaghetti, mom's spaghetti, mom's spaghetti, mom's spagh

[Bill Jenkins @bill_jenkins]

There is more of your dads jizz in your grandpa's beard then there are stars in our universe! #amazingscience #simplyamazing

[Bill Jenkins @bill_jenkins]

Every time you hashtag a text with me, your dad explodes a blissful orgasm onto your Grampa's face. Strange and wonderful science!

[Bill Jenkins @bill_jenkins]

My four hundred and twenty first tweet... #doilooklikeismokeweed #stephenharper ?

[Bill Jenkins @bill_jenkins]

Fat bearded, egg shaped man seeks deconstructed female body parts in brown paper bag. MUST LOVE DOGS!

[BMH @That_Guy_250]

The bachelor would be a totally better show if one of the girls had aids

[Bill Jenkins @bill_jenkins]

#bucketlistfulloftears

[Bill Jenkins @bill_jenkins]

This month working on my core #allmuffindiet

[Bill Jenkins @bill_jenkins]

#dtes over heard just now "AIDS filled babies raping old ladies" #vancouvertourism

[Bill Jenkins @bill_jenkins]

New food cart in DT #Vancouver turns out to be a guy warming up hard boiled eggs... in his butt! #andthatmanisme

[Bill Jenkins @bill_jenkins]

@toxicnacho Im gonna need that complimentary taco I gave you five and a half years ago as well. Sorry, Harper cut backs :|