Willow Oddie

Avid beginner of paragraphs and L-plate educator. Interests in anthropology and the sexual division of labour, although mainly I just bake cakes - poorly.

[Willow Oddie @billoddyssey]

@NandosUK this was £5??? Come on guys…that’s not a serving for one person. This is a garnish!

[Willow Oddie @billoddyssey]

@ZelenskyyUa ✊🏼

[Willow Oddie @billoddyssey]

@SouthFacingFest what happens if we’ve got 4.30pm entry tix for CP Bowl this evening but do t get there for that time?

[Willow Oddie @billoddyssey]

Disgusting service in Carnaby Street @adidasoriginals. Global system failure? Absolutely no plan B so staff can provide decent support to customers. Always been an adidas fan - good friends in head office - but I will never set foot in a shop again.

[Willow Oddie @billoddyssey]

I loathe this new icon ☹️ The bird made sense. The X makes me feel sullied and unusual, like I’m looking at porn.

[Willow Oddie @billoddyssey]

@FitbitUK still waiting to hear from ‘support’ about my awry items that were ordered over two weeks ago.

[Willow Oddie @billoddyssey]

@FitbitUK ordered a Fitbit over 12 days ago and wondering where it is?

[Willow Oddie @billoddyssey]

@TfL some crazy amounts being deducted from my contactless card! Trying to make claims via the website but to no avail. Help please.

[Willow Oddie @billoddyssey]

@LastPass I’ve lost all my bookmarks and now I can’t activate the recovery process without the extension. What can I do?

[Willow Oddie @billoddyssey]

@thameswater burst pipe on my road which has been pouring out hugely wasteful amounts of water for almost a week now SE270SE. Please address!

[Willow Oddie @billoddyssey]

@thameswater there has been a burst pipe leaking huge amounts of water into our street for several days now. Given the drought situation…. sE270SE

[Willow Oddie @billoddyssey]

@NOWTV why on earth am I getting 2 mins of go compare ads when I’ve PAID for subscription? Wtf!

[Willow Oddie @billoddyssey]

@SoniaRollo These are stunning!

[Ian Dunt @IanDunt]

Divisive, hateful crap from a man who peddles little else. No matter what happens this week, we don't let up the fight on this. EU citizens are our friends. This is their home. We stand beside them.

[Owen Jones @owenjonesjourno]

The bile thrown at Greta Thunberg is motivated by one thing alone: this incredibly intelligent, eloquent and compassionate 16 year old has terrified some of the most hateful and reactionary so-called "grown ups" on earth. She's achieved more aged 16 than they ever will.

[Willow Oddie @billoddyssey]

Lambeth Council and Rosendale Primary School: Save Cherry Tree Children's Centre and Nursery - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/KhByrlyJAx via @UKChange

[Willow Oddie @billoddyssey]

@WHSmithSupport Hi there, the error message continued but now it seems all the transactions went through and I’ve now had multiple deliveries. I contacted your customer services to cancel the orders but have received no reply or even acknowledgement.

[Willow Oddie @billoddyssey]

@WHSmithSupport trying to purchase online and keep being told there’s an internal error with your server... any tips? Been trying for over 24 hours.

[Willow Oddie @billoddyssey]

@matpuppyfood Happy birthday!!! 😘😘😘😘