Billy ☺️

[Billy ☺️ @BillyyProccyy]

At the cinema and all i’ve thought about for the last 2 hours is if the people in the seats above me are laughing at my bald spots

[Billy ☺️ @BillyyProccyy]

@CrikeyItsDan @DiscussingFilm Real cinema back

[Lee Baker @realleepbaker]

Looks like he’s gained a yard of pace.

[Joël Grimal @Collectors_Way]

Harry Redknapp hid money in an offshore bank account in his DOG’S name

To try and avoid paying tax in the UK.

Who do “patriots” like that want you to hate instead of them?

On yeah, foreigners

[mooms : family man @Danny_McMoomins]

"Can my mate come? He's sound."

[Manxpie @manxpie86]

"I hope they've got my best side, but no seriously I'm going to jail for a long time"

[Benny Blanco @Benny_Blanco40]

Rice gone off with illness.

They need to put him in a bowl of mobile phones overnight and he’ll be fine.

[TJ @EliteFourDan]

DOCTOR CONGO YOUR MEDICAL LICENSE IS REVOKED

[mooms : family man @Danny_McMoomins]

Emma Hayes doing her best to not instinctively scrawl 501 on that board

[big duntles @biglunty]

We all know she had her moments but Nanna was an unforgettable woman. We’ll be holding a small memorial service for her this Friday at Kirkdale Community Centre

[Andy Ha @AndyHa_]

This England squad:

[Nathan @NathanAClark]

Billy, this is Thomas Tuchel. A Bundesliga, Ligue Un and Champions League winning coach. One of the smartest minds in the entire sport. His one defect is that he absolutely hates football.

[Aidan James @mcandidate]

England's official squad for the 2026 World Cup 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[Happily Dissatisfied @nocontextEFC]

And nobody’s life improved👍

[Alistair's Great Tweets @YesitsAlistair]

But… he did get away with it

[Billy ☺️ @BillyyProccyy]

@htomufc Ole 2.0. New ownership same mistakes. They apparently went for him over ole as he held no appetite to continue after the interim but here we are. The first 2 games were great but from then on its been largely crap.

[Billy ☺️ @BillyyProccyy]

@CrikeyItsDan @mattreevesLA About damn time

[Alonso Gurmendi @Alonso_GD]

Sounds like his coffee shop actually can afford a £15 wage

[mooms : family man @Danny_McMoomins]

Fuck off we're full

[Sid Lowe @sidlowe]

“Go to every hospital and it’s in ten languages”.
This always strikes me as the most miserable, mean spirited fucking shite.
How terrible it is helping ill and vulnerable people understand.