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Bingo (she/her)

[April Clark @autogynefiles]

Call from dentist. DECLINE. Theyre just trying to get me on the line to trace my location. So they can kill me. They’re trying to fucking kill me

[playful peter @w0rldmap]

They finally got him. No coming back from this

[Chairman Birb Bernanke @Bonecondor]

getting brutally pissmogged by a woman in the stall next to me who sounds like she’s pouring gallons of water into the toilet

[SpideyDoesStuff @SpideyDoeStuff]

Mamdani at night

[Jack Cocchiarella 🌹 @JDCocchiarella]

What the fuck are we doing here man the president is a fucking pedophile write about that

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

“Is lateness a moral failure?” Let’s ask Abraham Lincoln, OH THAT’S RIGHT, WE CAN’T because John Wilkes Booth was ON TIME to assassinate him

[Pukicho @pukicho]

The threads of fate bind us. I need 40 dollars

[akilto @akiltomen]

Nobody can find a job cuz I’m working with 50 and 60 yr olds who can’t retire

[chels @gremlingardener]

“only when the last tree has been cut down, the last fish been caught, and the last stream poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money”

[Jack Schitt 🇵🇸 @FluffSuit]

My wife is so exhausted. I can tell. She was looking for something in the fridge and couldn’t find it. Then I found it even with my husband eyes. I feel so bad for her

[( ˘͈ ᵕ ˘͈♡) @bingobobongo]

@Voltictactoe @MattehBoom wait they can't heal through ally shields? i dont rlly play those heroes, i didnt know that

[Micah Erfan @micah_erfan]

Republicans are writing laws with AI and not even proofreading afterward; it's over. ☠️

[EDGE Central @NatSciChannel]

Fuck-You-Die admin passes 2467th Fuck-You-Die law. We all die.

[tawny @tawnniee]

being under surveillance by the feds used to mean something u had to be somebody

[ㅤ @PAWFETISH]

15 dollar monthly service fee for an account with 1k in it

[Conor Rogers @conorjrogers]

Trump: look at the pool, I fixed it. Everyone look at the pool, I did a great job. Obama never fixed the pool. I did. Look at the pool.

Media: the pool looks broken

Karoline: why are you guys talking about the pool, you’re deranged

[( ˘͈ ᵕ ˘͈♡) @bingobobongo]

Typa shit I be on fr

[i like food @messedupfoods]

Excellent use of free will