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pardon me for breathing

[R @bipedalcokroach]

there’s nothing like the abject regret of spending five dollars here and there

[ryver @wensyves]

“go to hell” is basic. “i hope your favourite gothic fiction about mental illness, racism, classism and dysfunctional romance is adapted into eroticized shit from butt” is terrifying. it’s possible. it's happening to me.

[antifa🔻girlfriend @lllliatttt]

rejected by job that made me do a 5 page writing assignment

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

WHY WOULD SHE GAG HIM LIKE THAT LMFAOOO😭😭😭

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

her body was literally serving tea, like who was this diva😭???

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

Ubers used to be $6 and I’ll never forget that

[corb @awshuqs]

spotify wrapped is SO LAZY this year

they didn’t tell me whether that gay little town in Vermont still matches my music taste

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

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[omeo 𖤐 @ihyomeo]

me to the mf behind me in mario kart

[R @bipedalcokroach]

i need nate the hoof guy to go to town on the plantar’s wart ive had on my foot for five years

[R @bipedalcokroach]

angel wings in the club?? why dont you just bring a gun?

[R @bipedalcokroach]

go ahead and put garlic aioli on both slices of that bread thx

[Austine @theereal_one]

And a shake !!?? Baby you prolly had to use Klarna

[genevieve 💕 @genevieveew]

feeling emo as HELL at this picture of Tony Hawk holding & staring lovingly at his grandson who is also Kurt Cobain’s grandson 💞💞💞

[R @bipedalcokroach]

pinterest was invented by three men. i feel like someone just lit fire to my tranquil garden and then pissed on its ashes.

[R @bipedalcokroach]

so only people with 10 years of experience will be hired for that completely entry level job but i gotta teach everybody making twice my pay how to use zoom okokok

[𝄢 kat @Derivakat]

i am not a passenger princess i am a passenger court jester. i must keep the driver awake, assist in navigation and tightly manage the music playlist. my hat jingles so that i may maintain my permanent front seat privileges and avoid execution.

[chase @_chase_____]

D was probably like “lmao ok” when they named the alphabet the ABCs