Bipedal Programmer 🐧

Code, test, and deploy. While standing.
I am seeking the ultimate grilled cheese.
See also: @[email protected]

[Bipedal Programmer 🐧 @bipedalprog]

Also at @[email protected], just in case.

[Socialist Planning Beyond Capitalism @beyond_capital]

Think tanks just don't think. They put their theories into practice.

[Bipedal Programmer 🐧 @bipedalprog]

@hernandoabella If all else fails.

[Justin Charles @justincharles]

Building a whole ass emergency port instead of just cutting off funding for what necessitates the emergency port what a dumb fucking country jesus

[Paul Krugman @paulkrugman]

Longest stretch of <4% unemployment since Nixon's first year in office. That's right: we haven't had that spirit here since 1969

[Dave Farley @davefarley77]

"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning."

- Rick Cook 😂

[Computer Science @CompSciFact]

"Lisp is the result of taking syntax away, Perl is the result of taking syntax all the way." -- Doug Hoyte

[Senior Oops Engineer @ReinH]

periodic reminder that "everything that matters can be measured" is a biased way to view the world that significantly impacts our ability to understand it, and also ironically a belief that lacks quantitative evidence

[Computer Science @CompSciFact]

'Fancy algorithms are slow when n is small, and n is usually small.' -- Rob Pike

[Bipedal Programmer 🐧 @bipedalprog]

@drvolts WTF? Ice cream is life's great pleasure. There is only one thing I enjoy more than cycling for hours to find a store with ice cream bars. That is ice cream in a waffle cone. Celebrate other people's victories.

[Bipedal Programmer 🐧 @bipedalprog]

@altNOAA We had 64F this morning, now 27F. Southwest Ohio. Great time to be alive, but not in a summer sleeping bag.

[Bipedal Programmer 🐧 @bipedalprog]

@dev_decker Working on the Jessie Jackson campaign in 1984.

[Bipedal Programmer 🐧 @bipedalprog]

@rekdt @IanColdwater I would hire them.

[Hayden @the_transit_guy]

A PSA that this is the 15 minute city that conspiracy theorists think is a prison: https://t.co/pGpVwXhGKe

[21st Century City @urbanthoughts11]

If you wouldn't build your house like this,
why would you build your city this way?

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

You can't solve all the world's problems, but you can use your turn signal

[Bipedal Programmer 🐧 @bipedalprog]

@inkhat Working on a verse, looking for a lead to "capitalists cracklin' on the fire".

[Bipedal Programmer 🐧 @bipedalprog]

@GeorgeSpies8 Think about how much you spend on parking spaces. If you allow us to cycle to you, you will spend a tenth of that. I scout my cycling routes in the car to determine safest path and places to secure my bicycle.

[Nick Jack Pappas @pappiness]

Hi, all. I write jokes for TV, but not long ago I was a financial analyst. I had my Series 7.

For those who say Fran Drescher or any SAG-AFTRA member should stop whining and appreciate what they have, let me give you a lesson in capitalism. 🧵

[Bipedal Programmer 🐧 @bipedalprog]

@mbonsma Give that kid a sidewalk sized bulldozer.