biquette

interests: soviet wig technology.

[Sarah Everett @goddammitsarah]

whatever hardships I can hear my robot vacuum facing in the other room are none of my business

[aley @gildedsprings]

“le he preguntando a chatgpt”

si? bueno yo lo he preguntado a Ra dios del sol creador de la vida y representante de la luz y el orden

y ha dicho que 𓂀𓋹𓁈𓃠𓆃☥𓅓𓆣

[monstera☭ @lphafemale]

the subtle lesbianism of DM drogeriemarkt needs to be studied

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

they should let me go inside everyone’s house just to see

[ирис @saltwatermp3]

There is someone sleeping under me on the other side of the earth They are tossing and turning and I find it very disruptive like a pea under many mattresses

[Joezempic 💉 @JoeWritesThings]

Me in my late 70s, getting ready to perform Fight For This Love in my care home’s talent show.

[Arches back when pissing @necrobranson]

Trying to avoid eye contact with my wife this Saturday morning as she has a big exclamation point quest giver mark over her head

[biquette @biquetteuh]

@wanabzelin @ThaEuropeanLad @good_fella7

[ValarMorghulis @Kupangende]

“Nothing from my side, thanks” - my wedding vows

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

I’m like the opposite of AI. It took me over half an hour to write a simple email, and I didn’t consume a single drop of water all day.

[nikshep 🇧🇷🇪🇸 @nikshepinnit]

Congrats on your 10k run and your 130kg deadlift and your 35g protein dessert and your upcoming hyrox training we are all going to die one day

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

Need the Pope to release an encyclical against Teams calls

[Lady Nimby, pitiful bigot @LadyNimby]

One thing that strikes you when you become a parent is that, like, everyone you’ve ever met with really little kids was having kind of a hard time

[✍️ @jazzanchovy]

Made brown rice on the white rice setting and it was fine. Wondering what else doesn’t matter

[Ed Cumming @edcumming]

Unreal news for the quarter-zip community

[barrel rolls @barrel_rolls]

put yourself in my crocs your honor

[💫𝓓𝓮𝓶𝓸💫🪐 @Demo4fhs]

Corporate life is mostly pretending you didn't see that email until you're emotionally ready

[📎 @Iithosphere]

read this and immediately got out of bed

[lewis @Lewiswbt1]

LOUIS THEROUX: (shouting at ceiling) Hi Wallace, it's Louis. Are you coming down?
V.O.: I'd been told to expect the unexpected when Wallace came down for breakfast.
WALLACE: Be there in a minute! Enjoy the show!
LOUIS: (to Gromit) Is this normal?