"Who shit in your Fruit Loops?"
A rat. A rat did. This was in my kid's cereal this morning. In their SPOON when they noticed. Care to look into that, @KelloggCompany?
Until they do, consider throwing out those $7.00 Kellogg cereal boxes. Not we're all strapped or anything.
Well guys, if this is the end of Twitter, never forget what we did here. Not only did we save our show, we changed an industry. Never give in. Never be silent. Never stop fighting. And #KeepLookingUp, always.
I love you all! ❤
This is a message to men in relationships with women
Particularly if you're with a woman over the age of 35
There's something you need to know about your girl:
This is unconscionable, and I'm tired of hearing stories like this. @JohnFetterman@BernieSanders@Aoc@TheDemocrats
Can someone PLEASE introduce legislation to make police use of force on children a felony? Ffs.
"Don't make a wrong move," an officer said as he pinned a struggling second-grader to the ground, ultimately for 38 minutes. "Period." https://t.co/0xmahsqx0K
My fool godson, William, went down to the basement to get a snack four days ago
I told him--every time I tell him--to COUNT the stairs as he goes down. There's only 12. If it goes to 13, come back up and try again. And don't follow the thing singing down there
But does he listen?
@JonnyTootin @DrunkMunchkin @j_ham_official @Nibbitz@fredandbessie@theRealLFelice@katiehobbs Born and raised in Garland, land of used car dealerships and home of the Fighting Owls. Just wanted to make sure you're not stroking out with that weird word salad. 😘
This is long…Just something I needed to say. I’d like to tell you about the REAL Texas:
I’ve spent the last 50 hrs watching election returns. I am happy that democracy prevailed in most places. But not here. I am happy that good, decent people who want the best for everyone 1/9
@BetoORourke Please, please ask for a recount and investigation. There are so many allegations of votes changing/being thrown out, there's no way he won by that much. We need you to keep fighting for us.