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Writer | Beauty Junkie | Self-Diagnosed Hysterical Human | Not THAT great at adulting...

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My Will: Fill the casket with rosé and a 2 pack of Red Baron mini pizzas. Give shoes to someone who will appreciate them for the art they r

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Or they had it all along?!? Why do they all look like this...this bad?!?

[CNN Politics @CNNPolitics]

The three major world leaders who caught Covid-19 all downplayed or dismissed the virus https://t.co/GksJkMFwSz

[Billy Binion @billybinion]

I don't support cancel culture, unless we're talking about men who still insist on wearing cargo shorts. Then we must hold 👏 them 👏 accountable 👏

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Makeshift hallway desk. Hair wild and crazy. Comfy socks bc obviously. This is #HowIFreeConferenceCall

Love you @zolexiadis

[Jake Tapper 🦅 @jaketapper]

One month ago today, Trump said "when you have 15 people, and the 15 within a couple of days is going to be down to close to zero, that’s a pretty good job we’ve done."

As of today, the US, with 81,782 confirmed cases, has more total cases than any country in the world.

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

I know this is all hard for you, @realdonaldtrump, so let me spell it out:

- Free testing
- Fee waivers
- Emergency sick leave
- Quarantines
- Cancellations
- Giving a damn

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Bumble but just pictures of dogs without their owner

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@zolexiadis_ Good content

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@LiviaClare 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

every time i reply to an e-mail, i sound like a civil war widow:

"Apologies for the slow reply. 'Twas a long and trying winter and life has been naught but a constant chain of struggle and despair. Please excuse my idleness during these troubled times..."

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@kalyconnolly @zolexiadis_ Hahah I know it's just such a silly name made me laugh 😂

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@zolexiadis_ @kalyconnolly The university of Wolverhampton sounds like a questionable source/ learning establishment 😉😉

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Monday mood courtesy of @MichelleObama

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Am I california yet???

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Can someone please explain to me the allure of a bath? Because right now all I'm seeing is that you sit in dirty water (part from your cleaning habits part bc you're dirty) and try to not get your book wet. Also it's like sweaty sometimes, no?

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@stefaniemandel I am here currently

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@abbylx THIS HAS HAPPENED TO ME SEVERAL TIMES

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To clarify bought organic tampons tonight because "your body is a temple" but then immediately ate McDonald's afterwards because my body is more like one of those Las Vegas wedding chapels

[Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1]

The W.H. asked the Guggenheim to “borrow” a Van Gogh painting for Trump’s private living quarters.

The curator denied the request, offering instead an 18-karat, fully functioning, solid gold toilet — an interactive work entitled “America,” WaPo reports. https://t.co/FaZ1BwIAH4

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I believe in equality and I believe SO HARD in this

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Just at all times wondering how I made it this far without being turned into a meme