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@VaxHunterBot @vaxhunterbot subscribe me to M6J please

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If you're at #EdFringe go see The Kindness of Stranglers by the consummately lovely and hysterically funny @floandjoan! @justthetonic

[Ekum and Halle @GoodMorn2Night]

RT this & follow @GoodMorn2Night to receive a prediction of what WILL happen in YOUR life! #TwistofFate #ComedyCoup

[Brent Butt @BrentButt]

That Toronto show I mentioned…>> RT @nearlyrobots Here's where people can get tix…only $10 http://t.co/cgyDN8ueUB #yyz

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…and #TORONTO folks, you have a KILLER show @comedybar May 9th w @ivandecker & @brookeperrin & @JordanFoisy. Get your shapely ass in there!

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Things your mother never told your father. #streamfest2013

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Hung Like a War Horse #streamfest2013

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Schindlers Tits #streamfest2013

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Opening tonite! 7pm @comedybar! w/@ArthurSimeon @thejeffelliott @2mannoshow & Fratwurst! Win tix to @canadiancomedy awards #streamfest2013

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StreamFest is coming! April 7-May 19 @comedybar http://t.co/yLcgRxyj3n

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@coldasguis @NearlyKyle But he's a lame metal, like aluminum.

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@coldasguis hotmail? what am i, a loser? did you get my email?

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@coldasguis Gotcha, so [email protected]

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@coldasguis g.

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@coldasguis, I wanted to tell you I'm coming to New York in May but I don't have your email and twitter's not good for actually communicatin

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Dreamt I was making out with Lena Dunham, she accused me of just using her to get closer to her mother, Tina Fey. #comedywetdreams

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Sometimes I think I'm unhealthy, and then I see someone else's unflushed poop and I realize I'm basically a decathlete of healthy living.

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Don't move in the winter friends. You'll spend most if the day jimmying bit of old boxes under your tires an http://t.co/L14sXVfe

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Y'know that feeling when you eat 3x too much cheesecake and want to throw up but just moan? I wish that were just a metaphor for how I feel.

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Life, right???http://t.co/plaUgLRH