For those wondering where Bits came from🐶
Wanted to bag work for Useless, saw their Team included a dog emoji as "Head of Security" and that's where the idea of Bits stemmed from, a doggo serving as Head of Security for the Useless building of a Useless Coin.
One useless idea.
Gm ☀️
Yesterday’s continued decline saw $1.7M net outflows market-wide from whales
Despite the outflows, $PENGU $RENDER and $USELESS managed to avoid the sell pressure and take the top 3 spots for net inflows on the same day!
Here’s the full top 16 net inflows list ⬇️
#1 PENGU
#2 RENDER
#3 USELESS
#4 PIPPIN
#5 BONGO
During market drawdowns, it’s crucial to watch whale positioning across assets.
Bookmark this post for future reference.
$useless: the meme coin that might be not as useless how it sounds even if:
a year later it’s still chilling at $100m mc w/ $30m+ daily volume ( which is huge tbh in this difficult market)
here’s the full story (quick read 🧵)
1/ launched early may 2025 on https://t.co/r1PXe5a4eh (solana)
pure fair launch. no presale, no team tokens, no vesting.
mint authority revoked day one. all 1b tokens went straight into the lp.
contract: Dz9mQ9NzkBcCsuGPFJ3r1bS4wgqKMHBPiVuniW8Mbonk
it was born as satire in a sea of ai agents / rwa / defi yield hype.
creators basically said “fine, here’s one that admits it does jack shit.”
@theunipcs (bonkguy) + @solporttom (letsbonk founder) helped it catch fire early.
2/ tokenomics? dead simple and honest af
• total supply: 1,000,000,000
• circulating: basically 999m+ (fully diluted from minute one)
• no staking, no governance, no revenue share, no roadmap
value comes only from liquidity fees + pure community degeneracy the whitepaper is a 47-page meme pdf that literally says “this whitepaper doesn’t exist” and ends w/ “0 promised, ∞ broken promises”
performance art at its finest.
3/ price run
launched at basically nothing
• peaked at ~$0.4375 ath on oct 14 2025 (we’re at 75% away from it)
• right now: ~$0.1003–0.1008 with strong performance
• mc: ~$100m (top ~200)
• 24h volume: $30–35m (still liquid as hell)
holders: ~37.8k and climbing cex listings (coinbase, kraken etc) in mid-2025 sent it parabolic.
it’s been swinging 30-50% weeks like a true meme.
4/ the paradox that actually works
in a market full of fake roadmaps and broken promises, $useless became one of (the most) honest project alive.
“we promise nothing and deliver exactly that” → turned into the ultimate meme utility.
community vibe is “join thousands of others who have achieved absolutely nothing”
site https://t.co/jpWEggrG2c is minimalist gold, live ticker + zero bs slogans.
5/ why it still has legs in 2026
pure meme culture as an asset class.
no team dumping, no rug risk (everything renounced), no narrative drift.
it’s the anti-everything coin in a cycle where everyone else overpromises.
recent momentum shows the trenches still respect the honesty.
6/ risks (being real)
zero utility = zero floor except community + liquidity.
pure speculation play. one bad macro week and it can dump 50%+ (it already has).
no catalysts other than vibes and volume. if the meme dies, the price dies w/ it.
7/ my 2 cents
in 2025-2026 we saw every utility narrative get tested and half of them failed.
$useless just sat there, did nothing, and outperformed most serious projects by being transparently useless. 😂
sometimes the best utility is admitting you have none.if you’re still reading, you already get it.
pure meme energy still prints in this market. what’s your favorite useless play right now? drop it below
in hindsight the $USELESS bottom was so obvious. 🚨
all you had to do was bid and wait patiently.
any $USELESS holders still holding here??
SEND IT BACK TO $400M LFGGGG!!!
At current levels, $USELESS is only:
- ~1/3 the size of $SPX
- ~1/31 the size of $SHIB
- ~1/155 the size of $DOGE
I continue placing a lot of faith in @theunipcs and the vision he's building around $USELESS.
I believe he has the potential to help push $USELESS toward the $1B-$10B range over time and establish it as one of the defining memecoins of the @solana ecosystem.
@MustStopMurad helped turn $SPX into one of the most recognizable meme narratives of the cycle, eventually pushing it to a multi-billion-dollar valuation at its peak.
Trust the process, Trust in Bonkguy.
6 mnth base and now clearly trending above every single major moving average
i am far from a memecoin maxi anymore, i think last cycle stuff was fucking dumb and i hope we dont repeat it.
however, in saying that, i like this $useless chart