bizarrebazza

Comedian, writer, Dad, Expat in Spain. Liker of all things funny and satirical and enjoys having a bloody good laugh.

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If at first you don't succeed, try nibbling round the edges.

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@ladbible Twister

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@ladbible Pint of my own piss in uni bar.

[Shade 5 🎬 @Shader70]

What base is it when you send her a pic and she responds “yikes”?

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@Shade510 Double?

[RUTH BUZZI @Ruth_A_Buzzi]

People are far, far too judgmental these days.
I can tell just by looking at them.

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To trim, or not to trim?

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Great to see my kids are finally listening to me about incorporating a more disciplined morning routine. Today they got up at 6.30 so they could watch an extra hour of Netflix.

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@ScottPughsley I think these days it's lettuce.

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@ShappiKhorsandi Loved that. Did it from when I was 11 till about 18ish...best time after the pub on the way home.

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Had my eyebrows trimmed for the first time six months ago. Just as I expected they've grown back even wilder. What do I do now?

[McErin☘️ @colleen_eileen]

every time a man sends an unsolicited dick pic an angel gets the clap

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@colleen_eileen Indeed.

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@outscreenplays I do enjoy sprint writing sessions though. No holds bared and just see what flies out of my brain.

[Julio, Marc's Imaginary Pet Monkey @MonkeysMarch]

Gifts don't need to be expensive, surprise her with pizza and wings.

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@MonkeysMarch @ozzyunc You mean a flying pizza?

[Tamoor Hussain @tamoorh]

Now that I have taken the vaccine booster jab I am ready to fight COVID in hand to hand combat.

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@tamoorh Wear gloves.

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@veryspoiled I used to cry about Lego. But I managed to build up my confidence.

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@rosepet19239091 On it now. Loving it