Mother—
Word comes from the Northern Frontier that the cow bosoms have dried from exploitation, leaving Wisconsin dairy farms barren.
The taxes will be amassed into our coffers & the Reserve Bank pledges improved muskets and rifles for my sidearm.
We have taken the North.
—CW
OMG
Sec. of Def Pete Hegseth just OBLITERATED the fake news on the Iran bomb report
"Why is there 'low confidence'? Because all of the evidence of what was just bombed by twelve 30lb bombs, is BURIED UNDER A MOUNTAIN!..So if you want to make an 'assessment of what happened at Fordow, you BETTER GET A BIG SHOVEL" - @SecDef
How about the 🐅 debut for @dominiclisti in Arlington❗️
In three games, he was 5-for-9 (.556) with seven RBIs, four runs, two walks, two hit-by-pitches & a .643 on-base percentage. 💪
#Clemson
Catcher: Puerto Rican
1B: White (MAGA from Georgia)
2B: Venezuelan
3B: White (from California)
SS: Dominican
LF: Hawaiian/Asian
CF: Black
RF: White
DH: Dominican (runs a 5.5 40)
SP: White (from Florida)
Closer: Dominican
This morning I ordered precision Military air strikes on the Senior ISIS Attack Planner and other terrorists he recruited and led in Somalia. These killers, who we found hiding in caves, threatened the United States and our Allies. The strikes destroyed the caves they live in, and killed many terrorists without, in any way, harming civilians. Our Military has targeted this ISIS Attack Planner for years, but Biden and his cronies wouldn’t act quickly enough to get the job done. I did! The message to ISIS and all others who would attack Americans is that “WE WILL FIND YOU, AND WE WILL KILL YOU!”
"We will stand bravely, dream boldly, and nothing will stand in our way, because we are Americans. The future is ours, AND OUR GOLDEN AGE HAS JUST BEGUN."
–President Donald J. Trump