Bilal 🦩

29 🇵🇰/🇨🇦 Big Booty connoisseur.

[Bilal 🦩 @bkhanthadon]

Happy #Eid from me and Hazel

[theleahfiles @leahfiles]

They tell you Flock cameras are there to fight crime.

So I pulled the actual police logs from my new favorite website (haveibeenflocked . com). 233 million searches that they have been able to get via FOIA requests and here's what "fighting crime" actually looks like:

> 84% had no case number at all
> The most common reason a cop typed in the box? Blank, nothing
> Only about 9% were even tagged as a real crime.
> "Test" and "training" show up as reasons, run on real people's cars
> The FBI and Homeland Security were wired into local camera networks your town never signed off on.

So what is Flock?

FLOCK: 100,000+ plate cameras bolted to poles across America. They read your plate everywhere you drive and never forget.

NOVA: Flock's AI that turns your plate into you. Your name, address, family, everyone you know, in seconds, no warrant.

SIGNALTRACE: a competitor's tool that tracks the Bluetooth off your phone, your AirPods, your watch. Doesn't even need your plate.

Then I followed the money and the lead investor behind Flock also funds an Israeli company that can hack cameras and change the footage. Another lead investor backs a 911 app that flips on your phone's camera and mic. Trace it all the way back and you hit a former Israeli prime minister and Jeffrey Epstein's money.

Full article with photos and receipts is on my Substack now (link in bio). Enjoy!

[Bilal 🦩 @bkhanthadon]

When you listening to a lil Wayne song and gudda gudda starts rapping

[Χέκτορ @Rumeliani]

Shia vs Sunni Split in a Nutshell

[Bilal 🦩 @bkhanthadon]

He was whippin up shit in a kettle
Boiling poo 💩

[Bilal 🦩 @bkhanthadon]

Christian missionaries and anti abortion ppl are sooo unemployed.
Why you standing on a corner at 9 am

[Bilal 🦩 @bkhanthadon]

Ppl be like i look fat in this picture
Like nah dawg you’re fat the picture don’t lie

[Bilal 🦩 @bkhanthadon]

People cry
Not because they're weak, but because they've been strong for too long
What color are your nipples?

[Nostalgia @NostalgiaFolder]

Chip Skylark - My Shiny Teeth and Me (2002)

[. @V2GRML1VE]

“Ice vanilla latte” “vanilla matcha” and all those sugary coffees have ran its course now

[Bilal 🦩 @bkhanthadon]

Larry June is actually so garbage. Bro just talks about ordering DoorDash half his songs

[Bilal 🦩 @bkhanthadon]

@qodhand But if someone told you to only eat one hot dog you would go feral

[Bilal 🦩 @bkhanthadon]

Legendary gif find

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

Those dogs that played poker probably just use gambling apps now and that makes me sad

[Bilal 🦩 @bkhanthadon]

@BronzeSaintClem You had 4 kids within this timeframe too

[Bilal 🦩 @bkhanthadon]

Action Bronson goes beast mode on other ppls songs but be picking polka music beats for himself

[🥇 @thankyouparlay]

Like this waist is a 32. Her loss if she think ima chase her

[Bilal 🦩 @bkhanthadon]

I don’t understand why Apple Music has a haptic feedback option. Who wants their phone to vibrate while listening to music

[Bilal 🦩 @bkhanthadon]

This tweet has been frying me all day man. Ppl got caveman brain 💀

[💆🏽‍♂️ @godspeedbrother]

that shams tweet is the funniest notification i've ever gotten in my entire life

[Grassy Glide 🐦‍🔥 @GlideGrass]

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