The Shifty Black Sheep

Cricket Player & Qualified Umpire | BMW R1300GSA & Land Rover Defender Owner | IAM F1RST | Cricket & Rugby Fan | Superbru Champion | Plex Pass Subscriber

[The Shifty Black Sheep @blacksheepbrett]

@MayMayspeaks The door and let my parents in.

[The Shifty Black Sheep @blacksheepbrett]

@Rania_22100 150

[The Shifty Black Sheep @blacksheepbrett]

@lospectra_ That poor goat must be so upset having to appear with other the retards.

[The Shifty Black Sheep @blacksheepbrett]

@otokyo Water polo

[The Shifty Black Sheep @blacksheepbrett]

@lady_valor_07 Over the Top

[The Shifty Black Sheep @blacksheepbrett]

@Aryan42832Goel 🥱🥱🥱

[The Shifty Black Sheep @blacksheepbrett]

@SueJ1973 So, if someone likes your smile and finds you interesting, how would you like them to approach you?

I’m not being facetious, I’m genuinely interested. It’s not a crass message, nor does it have underlying innuendo. I’m assuming it because it’s the same message weeks apart.

[The Shifty Black Sheep @blacksheepbrett]

@tribe_talking No we won’t, but we will tell you you’re a complete and utter doos, who is only karma farming.

[The Shifty Black Sheep @blacksheepbrett]

@saffricant @hershybru Hey! Don’t be that guy. I like poes! But, I can’t stand this Tijjani guy. 🤣🤣

[The Shifty Black Sheep @blacksheepbrett]

@Matt_Pinner Anita, Meredith or Pauline.

[The Shifty Black Sheep @blacksheepbrett]

@bhogleharsha Like the Bumrah incident. It was a translation thing taken out of context, in which no offence was meant.

Conrad is Afrikaans and mistranslated what he was trying to express. Upon reflection he probably meant he wanted the keep India in the field and make them toil or grind.

[The Shifty Black Sheep @blacksheepbrett]

@mcfc_Reinjers @hershybru @lentja1022 I’ve come across some narrow-minded, mouth-breathing, knuckle-dragging morons in my life, but, you sir, are the most accomplished of the lot.

It seems you’re committed to keeping your IQ at room temperature.

Oh and it’s ODI World Cup… 😉

[The Shifty Black Sheep @blacksheepbrett]

@offpacedelivery It’s was an option, just not the best one.

1. Ideally you don’t want to chase in the fourth innings on an Indian pitch
2. ⁠We don’t want to field for 2+ days and then have to bat again.
3. ⁠India are already tired. Make them field again and then bat to chase 500+

[The Shifty Black Sheep @blacksheepbrett]

@dussyme You’re a Turnip!

[The Shifty Black Sheep @blacksheepbrett]

@srajan57 @Kshitij45__ Everyone makes a mistake occasionally.

It costs nothing to be nice, so be nice.

[The Shifty Black Sheep @blacksheepbrett]

@sonucnc2 @Kshitij45__ 😂😂😂😂😂 keep dreaming.

[The Shifty Black Sheep @blacksheepbrett]

@Kshitij45__ Annihilation… is the only answer. India are having their pants pulled down and getting spanked big time!

They’re gonna lose this series 2-0 and if it was a five test series, they’d lose that 5-0.

[The Shifty Black Sheep @blacksheepbrett]

@_TottenhamTalk_ 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[The Shifty Black Sheep @blacksheepbrett]

@KayLFC05_ This aged well. 😂😂

[The Shifty Black Sheep @blacksheepbrett]

@Priceless_MCI This aged well. 😂😂😂