Blahguy

🐋33 He/him🐋 🐋Professional Engineer🐋 🐋Melee🐋 🐋OSRS🐋 🐋I have to find the whales🐋

[Rev. Benjamin Cremer @Brcremer]

Then Jesus said unto the sick, “you better have insurance.”

Then Jesus said unto the stranger, “are you here legally?”

Then Jesus said unto the hungry, “my taxes better not be paying for these loaves and fishes.”

Then Jesus said unto the poor, “this is your own fault.”

[Blahguy @blahguy_ssbm]

@LatinSSBM It was many songs at a Karaoke bar in Osaka Japan

[Blahguy @blahguy_ssbm]

Sang karaoke... yes

[Blahguy @blahguy_ssbm]

Divorces...... 0
Proposals... 1
Marriage...... 0
Children...... 0.5
Surgeries.... 5 or 6 idr, was a child.
Tattoos........ 0
Shot a gun… no
Been on tv.. no
Watch someone die... no
Rode in an ambulance... yes
Sang karaoke... no
Rode a jet ski... yes
Arrested... no
<3

[Blahguy @blahguy_ssbm]

Divorces...... 0
Proposals... 1
Marriage...... 0
Children...... 0.5
Surgeries.... 5 or 6 idr, was a child.
Tattoos........ 0
Shot a gun… no
Been on tv.. no
Watch someone die... no
Rode in an ambulance... yes
Sang karaoke... no
Rode a jet ski... yes
Arrested... no
<3

[icelink @Icelink__]

Divorces...... 0
Proposals... 1
Marriage...... 0
Children...... 0
Surgeries.... 1
Tattoos........ 19
Shot a gun… ♾
Been on tv.. no
Watch someone die... no
Rode in an ambulance... no
Sang karaoke... no
Rode a jet ski... no
Arrested... yes
<3

[Fiction | 69% Apparel @FictionIRL]

Some boobs in my face would be wonderful but these ledgedashes aren't gonna miss themselves

[Blahguy @blahguy_ssbm]

@BlueSSBM @downsmasher @chilling_addict @kevintenacity @Majersk21 @MasonC1313 @OdysseySmashIN @HPR @Bullet_Blitz @whatyameanWills @g0shine @SlowkingSSBM @goose447_ @etep8789 @KingJames @HenryMoser9 @dalton_hugar Hey Ethan @BlueSSBM Remy Martin what do you mean by this?

[Lucky 7s @Lucky7sMelee]

Fuck it.

100 RTs and we will invite RapMonster, the Zain Slayer, to Full House: Siege. All expenses paid.

Nobody beats the #1 player three Thug Finals in a row.

[p0rtmanteau @sportmanteau89]

Lately I’ve been experimenting with hitting the homies with a “Just The Man I Wanted To See” when they pull up

[Blahguy @blahguy_ssbm]

@OrcWarrior77 Best helmet in the game is 58 slayer but otherwise ur right.

[🌸 paprika 🗡️ @p1nkempress_]

Elon is a pedophile with no friends

[Blahguy @blahguy_ssbm]

@OrcWarrior77 keeping up with runecraft is insane gj beast

[Blahguy @blahguy_ssbm]

@Alexcoffee54849 I still have days where its hard to believe im a 33 year old professional instead of a 16 year old kid who just wants to play video games after school.

[Blahguy @blahguy_ssbm]

@TempoAxe what's the general input sequence to land that tech? How many smash DI inputs are needed and in what directions?

[coely coely coely @beeinbostonn]

At the airport and a wife asked her husband “where are our seats” and he responds “in the airplane”

[Blahguy @blahguy_ssbm]

@Alexcoffee54849 Games?

[Blahguy @blahguy_ssbm]

@OrcWarrior77 Ants of the Sky

[Blahguy @blahguy_ssbm]

I have chosen #GromitMug what will your choice be?

[Blahguy @blahguy_ssbm]

@OrcWarrior77 @m0buru Added. Rsn is Blahguy

[Blahguy @blahguy_ssbm]

@LunarSSBM @MasonC1313 @Travioli1313 @Preeminent_ssbm keeping pace with traffic is woke propaganda. I will go my own speed #DontTreadOnMyTreads

[Blahguy @blahguy_ssbm]

@Travioli1313 @Preeminent_ssbm have you considered not going 11mph over the posted speed limit?