blake

retweets are always endorsements

[blake @blakeisblake]

there’s nothing i need more in my life right now than an orange cat

[Matthew Zeitlin @MattZeitlin]

zohran has helped me see the trump phenomenon more objectively, in that it's clear there are people who hate him no matter what and get mad when he does stuff they agree with and there are those for whom his winning is personal validation and can take or leave any policy change

[David Weigel @daveweigel]

"Whole milk" and "oat milk" being homonyms is the biggest problem facing the English-speaking world. Somebody's got to do something

[lewis @Lewiswbt1]

JACOB COLLIER: and violins, could I get a pizzicato d, then up to g, yeah that's nice. flutes keep those quavers going. And piano, could I have a trill on your lowest b flat
Me: (closing piano lid) no sorry Jacob
JC: a trill on the b flat please piano
Me: no Jacob I won't do it

[Shrey Pandya @shreypandya]

I should pop my ult lowkey

[ً @NotJosephGarcia]

If you ever get high or drunk you should go to the emergency room.

[Harrison Weinreb @harriweinreb]

It’s so funny when some takes vyvanse and says it kills their appetite. So you ate a pill and then weren’t hungry..? And it never occur to you that maybe Vyvanse is just very filling?

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

Aliens bodies are probably different as hell. Or similar

[lexycat @2lexycat]

when i wake up in the morning i feel a console window open and instantly close

[Jeff Mancum @dreamencounter]

Shake shack gochujang milkshake tastes like The New York Times

[Isaiah Granet @zaygranet]

insane excerpt from the claude mythos report. these models are truly incredible.

[hannah @TribalSpaceCat]

Just off the dome I’d probably say 6 eggs

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

obviously green is go and red is stop but yellow… yellow eludes me. but god is it beautiful

[brian @brianonhere]

you need to tip a flat $2 on every coffee shop transaction under $10 and keep it pushing

[Ethel Braithwaite @Ethelbrait1941]

I have apprehended a Djinn

[Gabriel ✨🏝️ @GabrielHorizons]

🚨 Nintendo and Pokemon confirm “Pokopia” are were once they are did.

They became the first ever to have the first as in the era of that when of a physical gaming and the media began.

Congratulations 🎉

[shadowbanned on strava ☘️🚴‍♂️ @onetruescotman]

You can always tell a local from a transplant because a local has lived in the area for their whole life whereas transplants are relative newcomers to the neighborhood

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

I was doing like an advanced kind of joke where it isnt funny