B. Frights

shit always gon be right when ya party wit boogie frights

[B. Frights @blameitonboogs]

Kinda got me in a head lock rn

[☔ @Whotfismick]

When you realize you grew up in best era to be kid and worst era to be adult

[B. Frights @blameitonboogs]

@fadecorner Get this weak ass shit off my tl

[Composition @compositioning]

Paintings by Alex Colville (1952–2000)

[Nav Toor @heynavtoor]

SOMEONE BUILT WORDLE BUT FOR MINI GOLF AND IT IS QUIETLY BECOMING MY FAVORITE MORNING RITUAL

it's called https://t.co/uNM5Of4MOd.

you open the tab and there is one mini golf hole. that's the whole game. one new hole every midnight pacific. same hole for everyone in the world. your first finish counts.

you click the ball, drag back like a slingshot, let go. the further you pull, the harder you hit.

today's hole is called "Up and around." it's an S-shaped tropical island floating in dark teal water, with cross-barriers and one little wooden ramp that i ricocheted off three times in a row. par 6.

at the top of the screen, a live ticker scrolls past in real time:

> someone holed 6/6 · par

> someone holed 5/6 · birdie

> someone holed 11/6 · +5

real strangers are putting on the same hole as you. you can see the ghost rings of where their balls travelled, in cyan and purple and pink.

when you finish, you get a wordle-style share card. emoji result. takes one tap to drop into a group chat.

PC Gamer just wrote a whole love letter to it. the writer admits they scored a 20 on a par 12. they were thrilled.

the developer goes by https://t.co/0LJJsQnIeY. the 3D models are from Kenney, a guy who has been releasing free CC0 game assets for over a decade.

no signup. no account. no tracking. your streak lives in your browser. if you clear your cookies, the streak dies with them.

the about page says it in one sentence: "Same hole for everyone, new one at midnight Pacific, and your first finish is your score. That's the whole game."

we are 35 days into the project and the calendar archive lets you play every single previous hole.

i don't know why this is so satisfying. i just know i was supposed to be writing this post and i kept reopening the tab.

the internet is healing.

[B. Frights @blameitonboogs]

@TheLetsNotDate Nahhh that is funny asf bro some people are so creative

[B. Frights @blameitonboogs]

@shang_tsun16350 @MilwaukeeMeade Yea send more memes lil nigga they’re atleast a bit better than ya shitty sports takes no one replies to

[B. Frights @blameitonboogs]

@shang_tsun16350 @MilwaukeeMeade Fuck respect nigga you pussy so you gon finish being that punch bag with a mouth like I said

[B. Frights @blameitonboogs]

@shang_tsun16350 @MilwaukeeMeade Nah nigga don’t get quiet now this gon from trolling to straight harassment

[B. Frights @blameitonboogs]

@shang_tsun16350 @_Flash_God @jujuisnobean @CBMartII @OchoReacts Ain’t no white flags now lil nigga this is entertaining for the whole thread you just a punching bag with a mouth so buck up and act according to role in life… now keep sending them emojis and memes like a good ol’ boy

[B. Frights @blameitonboogs]

@shang_tsun16350 @_Flash_God @jujuisnobean @CBMartII @OchoReacts You was typing hella normal now it’s thousands of emojis and memes on every single replyzz trolling hands book play #1 you’re pissed rn just relax bud you can’t win here

[B. Frights @blameitonboogs]

@shang_tsun16350 @_Flash_God @jujuisnobean @CBMartII @OchoReacts Nahh lil man you send a thousand emojis that’s how I know I got you plus ain’t this you AGAIN smh you out here contradicting yourself you been gave up but you mad we still flaming you lil gay nigga

[Shang Tsung @shang_tsun16350]

@jujuisnobean @CBMartII @OchoReacts I alr conceded bra yall gay niggas got it😭😭😭😭😭😭

[B. Frights @blameitonboogs]

@_Flash_God @shang_tsun16350 @jujuisnobean @CBMartII @OchoReacts We got mind control over this nigga lol he can’t do nothing with his day but talk to everyone in these comments lol he slave to the “gay niggas” for entertainment now

[B. Frights @blameitonboogs]

@shang_tsun16350 @jujuisnobean @CBMartII @OchoReacts This you lil man? And yea you def heated you going on a 1 man war for no reason. You dead ass typing back to every single person this bait is too easy I bet you gon reply to me again cause I got control over you now.

[B. Frights @blameitonboogs]

@shang_tsun16350 @jujuisnobean @CBMartII @OchoReacts But wouldn’t you be on this list too? Lol I got this nigga heated rn he sending memes😂

[B. Frights @blameitonboogs]

@shang_tsun16350 @jujuisnobean @CBMartII @OchoReacts You one of “gay niggas” now that you let all them fuck you in these comments

[B. Frights @blameitonboogs]

@johnnate7z @MabzCiteh @PopFusionHQ Sure

[B. Frights @blameitonboogs]

@johnnate7z @MabzCiteh @PopFusionHQ Yea someone needs to search yo hard drive lol why you so mad over this

[B. Frights @blameitonboogs]

@MabzCiteh @johnnate7z @PopFusionHQ Yea this guy is sick in the head I don’t think there a point to any further convo with him