lilyWhite

Honk if you like liking.

[Stuart Ashen @ashens]

A Christmas Carol movie spin-off idea: Inspector Cratchit. An injured Bob has experimental steampunk limbs attached by rich Christmas-loving benefactor Scrooge. He travels round Victorian London with his son Tiny Tim solving crimes.

[Bec Hill @bechillcomedian]

@jonniecommon For those too lazy to visit YouTube or Facebook for the full versions, here is Part 2:

[Bec Hill @bechillcomedian]

Here is my Die Hard pop-up book to @jonniecommon's "Yippee-Ki-Yay, Father Christmas"!

To see the final minute (Twitter only allows 2:20), go to https://t.co/oLjwHCeCgi or https://t.co/YoLrCh2IWa.

If you like it, please RT it! Or buy me a drink: https://t.co/MZL76aDf9a

[lilyWhite @blanketcocoon]

So I just watched the Star Wars Holiday Special and I'm so glad I did because it was fun. It was dumb and fun and dumbfun and (most importantly) fundumb.

Also, Bea Arthur is clearly Boba Fett, friend.

[lilyWhite @blanketcocoon]

Oh my goodness #3. <3 https://t.co/CVSxy60H8L

[BioWare @bioware]

On my first day in Thedas my true love gave to me
A carved griffon for a baby
👶

[lilyWhite @blanketcocoon]

@barshens Runabout was great. Any of Paul's games are a win in my book (even if the games themselves fare worse than Barry). :P

[Stuart Ashen @ashens]

New video: Advent 2017 Day 01 - https://t.co/EZ71ZOKR1K

[lilyWhite @blanketcocoon]

Here's "Feed the Machine", which is an awesome song. Listen to it. Or don't. Like it. Or don't. Be happy doing happy things, not by being miserable and awful. https://t.co/MCdohDHtxl

[lilyWhite @blanketcocoon]

The kind of person who finds joy in being horrible over something many other people love, rather than spending their time taking delight in the things in life that they personally enjoy, #IsWorseThanNickelback.

[lilyWhite @blanketcocoon]

=♡_♡= https://t.co/WaZJNbfUzp

[lilyWhite @blanketcocoon]

Maybe a viable business strategy as an aspiring author would also be to come up with ideas that other people will pay me money to never write about. X3

[Sean Trayner @strayner]

I picked through an entire box of off brand fruit loops to fill this box full of pink and yellow, damnit https://t.co/C7uIjLmufL

[BioWare @bioware]

Grab a bowl of Blast-Ohs today and enkindle your taste buds!

[lilyWhite @blanketcocoon]

@bioware Includes 183 alternating interrupts to chew your cereal!

[lilyWhite @blanketcocoon]

So, after hearing about https://t.co/mFeO6MVhHC, a site for English translations of Chinese fiction, I went to it and discovered the greatest novel summary of all time. (The end of it is "...needs no explanation".) #DominatingLifeOfUnrestrainedSwag

[lilyWhite @blanketcocoon]

@EAStarWars On behalf of all rational gamers, I apologize for the people who genuinely believe in being evil to creators over a video game.

[lilyWhite @blanketcocoon]

@EAStarWars Thank you to every member of EA and DICE who has put in their time, effort, passion, and soul into the development of this game.

[lilyWhite @blanketcocoon]

Never underestimate people's willingness to accept "evidence" for whatever they want to believe without question, even when said "evidence" openly admits how it's lying to reach the conclusion it gets.

[lilyWhite @blanketcocoon]

#CanadianPracticalJokes Tell someone you're sorry, but don't say what for. Then the anxiety and fear over what you could be sorry about will EAT THEM ALIVE.

[lilyWhite @blanketcocoon]

@bioware Here's to the next 280! (Twitter characters? Your characters? Probably the latter. The former aren't romanceable.)