you awake to 100k lumens of seasonal affective disorder lamp streaming into your pod. at the table, your caffeine pill and cold glass of huel await. you sit down, pop a handful of fresh bugs, and open today's edition of https://t.co/x1S0ZQ9eFg. life is good.
i actually don’t mind having spiders on me, but if they’re on me then i’m suddenly tracking a new thing and i don’t want to kill it and also why is it on me and why are there so many on me etc
features of the rationalist/bay area dialect
“this” much more heavily used than “that”
“I expect” for “I think”
heavy articulation at the ends of words
“high-[noun]” or “low-[noun]” for "[adjective]", "very [adjective]" "[opposite of adjective]" (maybe from big 5?)