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you awake to 100k lumens of seasonal affective disorder lamp streaming into your pod. at the table, your caffeine pill and cold glass of huel await. you sit down, pop a handful of fresh bugs, and open today's edition of https://t.co/x1S0ZQ9eFg. life is good.

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i actually don’t mind having spiders on me, but if they’re on me then i’m suddenly tracking a new thing and i don’t want to kill it and also why is it on me and why are there so many on me etc

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@rayefull yes! come over and bake

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@inflammateomnia it's finally time to go watch that portlandia skit everyone keeps telling me about isn't it https://t.co/Y2DRnbe6E0

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oof

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omg they found the first nerd

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@maebichka thanks although i gotta give the credit to reddit for that one !

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I wonder if logging into my secure account will cause me to get what I need

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Thanks for having me! I can move myself to the Applications Folder if you’d like

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@br___ian @WHALEINFO info?

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this is exactly how I want to show up for my friends

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deny.... accuse......

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people will say "don't hire brilliant assholes" then spend their whole day talking to a savant robot they wish they could lash with a fish stick

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@LinchZhang @AaronBergman18 neutral girls go good

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features of the rationalist/bay area dialect

“this” much more heavily used than “that”
“I expect” for “I think”
heavy articulation at the ends of words
“high-[noun]” or “low-[noun]” for "[adjective]", "very [adjective]" "[opposite of adjective]" (maybe from big 5?)

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o̶u̶r̶a̶ ̶p̶r̶o̶ ̶n̶o̶b̶i̶s̶

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aura pro nobis