Erin

[Erin @bliatchmode]

@BlondieNBoots Jealous!!

[Erin @bliatchmode]

@bbculp

[Brad Culp @bbculp]

Activities with low risk of contracting COVID-19:
-Running
-Petting your dog
-Cycling
-Playing with your dog
-Rewatching Breaking Bad
-Looking at your dog
-Puzzles
-Reminding your dog that he/she is a "good dog"
-Open-water swimming
-Replying to this with a picture of your dog(s)

[Luke Thibault @thibault_luke]

they’re social distancing

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[Erin @bliatchmode]

@JoshuaDylann

[𝒥𝑒𝓈𝓈𝒾𝒸𝒶 @puckwedgy]

I feel violated by the time change.

[Fort Wayne Komets @FWKomets]

Cant keep these two apart #LetsGoKomets

[Erin @bliatchmode]

Watching @HillaryClinton docu on @hulu & want to high five her and burn my bra at the same time. Mad respect.

[Erin @bliatchmode]

@Xerosthemonk ❤❤ she's the best $150 that I've ever spent.

[Erin @bliatchmode]

@BlondieNBoots Nope nope nope haha

[Erin @bliatchmode]

@BlondieNBoots 😂😂😂 I mean, my brain exploded in class while we were doing it.

[senbonzakeira kageyoshi 𒌐 @sakurabluesss]

How loudly a guy revs his car at you is directly equal to how small his penis is.. 🙃

[Erin @bliatchmode]

Me: I wonder why I'm not losing weight.
Also me: time to eat my third bag of popcorn during this Law & Order episode!

[Not Elen Luik @_ElenDeGeneres]

Are head lights super fucking bright these days or am I just getting old

[Penny Reid @ReidRomance]

Sitting in a Walgreens, waiting to pick up a prescription.
Someone, somewhere sneezes.
Everyone stops moving.
I meet the eyes of the person next to me. He mouths, “We’re all fucked.”
#Seattle

[Eldritch Ethan @Xerosthemonk]

Advice from your friendly neighborhood HAZMAT tech: you'd need a full face respirator with a self-contained breathing apparatus (SCBA) tank attached along with a laminated TyVech suit to MAYBE guard against #coronavirus. Take off the particulate mask. #WashYourHands #washyourass

[Mike Primavera @primawesome]

You really want a safe place? Go to Taco Bell. No judgment in there. Want to eat 5,000 calories? Do it. Take a nap afterward right in the booth. One time I saw a lady come in and dump every single hot sauce packet into her purse. No one said a damn thing. That’s how you Live Mas.

[Erin @bliatchmode]

@Xerosthemonk Could you imagine carrying Flo around with us everywhere?

[AJ @alexnjarrett]

Me: Love is Blind is so shit this is the most cringy shit ever who says i love you after 4 days hahahahaha corny ass tv show

Also me: *Next Episode*