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half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf herder

[Terminally Online Leftist 🥂 @terminallyOL]

you have one week to prepare

[🆎 @blich_a]

My week in review looked like this too

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Week In Review: April 2, 2023 https://t.co/wAF9nO7uAw

[The Onion @TheOnion]

‘Sesame Street’ Introduces First Enigmatic Muppet Who Has Yet To Reveal True Intentions https://t.co/5I9qgLNkai

[🆎 @blich_a]

@pierogiface You and Bunny match aaaah!!!

[Arielle Dundas @ArielleDundas]

Girls don’t want boys. They want a Muppet Pride and Prejudice.

[🆎 @blich_a]

@pierogiface

[pj @pjayevans]

roombas should go 50 mph

[paul atreideez nuts @snobison]

inside you there are two wolves

[🆎 @blich_a]

@boss_hog_xo @ktheiney Second this statement. I'm paying out the wa-zoo to go here and for WHAT

[Losing it @prophethusband]

I’m in LUSH just eating all the creams and lotions . The staff would try to stop me but I have a gun

[J @yikingtons]

Imagine being so addicted to adderall you go to grad school

[Suede was here. He's gone now @SuedeBlade]

Still blows my mind that Elmo, Grover and Kermit were all legitimate, relatively common names before the muppets made it impossible to name your child that. There was a president named Grover! Theodore Roosevelt's son was named Kermit!

Now that's truly leaving a mark on culture