Gouj

Not here to fuck spiders

[Gouj @bljp6]

@MartynBurn @pinglyadya Oh laaaawd, he comin!!!

[Gouj @bljp6]

@EPLBible @MartynBurn @cupcakesburner

[Gouj @bljp6]

@EPLBible @MartynBurn kinelll!

[Gouj @bljp6]

@Pret hey Pret! What’s with the amount of stores without working ice machines? 😢

[Mike @mkdlufc]

Competative football league matches won since this tweet.

Leeds: 31
Southampton: 4

Happy Friday x

[Gouj @bljp6]

@RealAstridWett @MartynBurn @cupcakesburner @DJFenwick not sure why this utter shite came up on my twitter feed, but thought you’d all appreciate

[Gouj @bljp6]

@cupcakesburner @OneManCircus87

[Gouj @bljp6]

Seeing nuggets of gold like this makes Twitter worth checking once in a while

[Imam Dawood @iamimamdawood]

Dan, if anything happens to you, it'll be from chlamydia, not the Mossad.
You’re not exactly Iran’s nuclear archive, bro.
The Mossad doesn’t take out guys whose biggest secret is “I faked being rich and caught gonorrhea in Tulum.”

You’re the final boss of STD Awareness Month, not a geopolitical threat.

Take your meds. Log off. Nobody’s watching you but the CDC.

[Gouj @bljp6]

@cupcakesburner Consider us ‘sick individuals’

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@cupcakesburner

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

If you believe free speech is for you but not your political opponents, you're illiberal.

If no contrary evidence could change your beliefs, you're a fundamentalist.

If you believe the state should punish those with contrary views, you're a totalitarian.

If you believe political opponents should be punished with violence or death, you're a terrorist.

[Gouj @bljp6]

@cupcakesburner The amount of people who can’t quite grasp the concept that ‘freedom of speech’ doesn’t necessarily mean ‘freedom of consequences’ is quite alarming

[Gouj @bljp6]

@cupcakesburner @_we_love_food C’est magnifique 😋

[Gouj @bljp6]

@cupcakesburner @FoodPleaser 10/10 would shag

[Gouj @bljp6]

@Greavesy92 @cupcakesburner In what world would I order anything plain at Nandos? 😂

[Gouj @bljp6]

70/30 is quite conclusive, wouldn’t you say? 👀

[Sir Ronald F. Stampler @cupcakesburner]

Does mash belong on a roast dinner?

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@LeedsPink @cupcakesburner

[Gouj @bljp6]

@DebsHLUFC @cupcakesburner Big up Debs! 🫡

[Gouj @bljp6]

@LeedsWoody1919 @cupcakesburner

[Gouj @bljp6]

@MartynBurn @catshealdeprsn Crafty little buggers! ❤️