𝔰𝔭𝔢𝔠𝔱𝔯𝔞𝔩 𝔠𝔦𝔱𝔯𝔲𝔰 🫐🍋

to drip is human, to drown is divine 🦀crab gang🦀 🐊swamp slut🐊

[𝔰𝔭𝔢𝔠𝔱𝔯𝔞𝔩 𝔠𝔦𝔱𝔯𝔲𝔰 🫐🍋 @blkstrps]

yo 🌸🌸🌸

[baber @bakerbakerbaker]

severe weather service texting my phone. not now WHORE im standing at a very exposed window

[𝔰𝔭𝔢𝔠𝔱𝔯𝔞𝔩 𝔠𝔦𝔱𝔯𝔲𝔰 🫐🍋 @blkstrps]

@JayEddieC tsk tsk

[𝔰𝔭𝔢𝔠𝔱𝔯𝔞𝔩 𝔠𝔦𝔱𝔯𝔲𝔰 🫐🍋 @blkstrps]

@JayEddieC damn, first mistake. no one knows i’m on here.

[𝔰𝔭𝔢𝔠𝔱𝔯𝔞𝔩 𝔠𝔦𝔱𝔯𝔲𝔰 🫐🍋 @blkstrps]

@JayEddieC they follow you on here?

[𝔰𝔭𝔢𝔠𝔱𝔯𝔞𝔩 𝔠𝔦𝔱𝔯𝔲𝔰 🫐🍋 @blkstrps]

@JayEddieC by who

[𝔰𝔭𝔢𝔠𝔱𝔯𝔞𝔩 𝔠𝔦𝔱𝔯𝔲𝔰 🫐🍋 @blkstrps]

@katya_zamo girl i have scoliosis

[Monty || Cowboiヾ(`ヘ´)ﾉ ֺ @_cowboi]

Life tips
- don’t be neurodivergent
- don’t be poor
- don’t get in any sort of situation

[Devon Hardware’s Wife @thatfrood]

i like how for a certain set of millennial women “go piss girl” has become an automatic polite social response in the vein of saying “bless you” but for peeing

[𝔰𝔭𝔢𝔠𝔱𝔯𝔞𝔩 𝔠𝔦𝔱𝔯𝔲𝔰 🫐🍋 @blkstrps]

livestock agents have so much free rein in yellowstone

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

the weird thing about reading so much as a child and gaining a huge vocabulary from that is i can't define a lot of the words i use, i just know that they would fit correctly in a specific sentence. does anyone else experience that?

[Gabrielle @gabbilicious04]

establishing dominance by being the naked window neighbor

[mayerr @ymmayerr]

I bet it feels fucking amazing to be a cat and kick the absolute fuck out of a stuffed trout

[butthole @emma_butthole]

I see Apple is now in the business of mindless mental torture. If you do not wish to express yourself using their utterly useless and obnoxious text animations, they put you through trials that feel like those bad dreams where using your phone is impossible. Fuck you

[PmAmTraveller @pmamtraveller]

"monument of the fat pigeon" Szczecin, Poland

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

Undiagnosed ADHD symptom nobody talks about: The need to have subtitles on even when the audio is crystal clear, because if you don’t see the words, your brain treats dialogue like distant whale songs, beautiful but incomprehensible.

[trin @glooomiii]

fun date idea: you go down on me while i online shop with your credit card

[lonnie @aubreyplazawyd]

The coworker I hate doordashed a fucking crab boil today

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

‘WIDOW'S BAY’ has been renewed for Season 2.

[𝔰𝔭𝔢𝔠𝔱𝔯𝔞𝔩 𝔠𝔦𝔱𝔯𝔲𝔰 🫐🍋 @blkstrps]

@JayEddieC from is interesting

[𝔰𝔭𝔢𝔠𝔱𝔯𝔞𝔩 𝔠𝔦𝔱𝔯𝔲𝔰 🫐🍋 @blkstrps]

hey and why can’t there be a new episode of widows bay for me tonight