Jenn Stroing

Elk Grove, CA-Boise State-Patriots❣

[alexa @baileyalexaaa]

If you think you’re having a bad day I bet I have you beat

[Jenn Stroing @blondiee022]

@dislokatie15 Hahaha you’re welcome🤪

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

My coworker just told me instead of coffee she runs a mile in the morning to wake up and not to be dramatic but I think she’s a serial killer

[chief @coochiedeclined]

i fucking hate college bro this bitch’s fun fact was that she has blue eyes i wanna fucking off myself

[𝐤𝐞𝐥𝐬𝐨 @bbywhereuat]

my two moods: “is it too late for coffee?” & “is it too early for alcohol?”

[Sunday Night Football on NBC @SNFonNBC]

Sometimes one pass just isn't enough.

@TomBrady ➡️ @Edelman11 ➡️ James White.

📺: NBC

[Kyle Amott @KyleAmott]

Pain is temporary. Mimosas are bottomless.

[kevin @_KevinSosa_]

Nobody:

Me: damn some iced coffee would smack rn

[V @vstowe]

like if you know a boy who has drunk peed in the corner of a bedroom bc they thought it was the bathroom

[Cait Crosby @caitcrosbyy]

Me when I’m sick:

My bf when he’s sick: “This could be my last day on earth.”

[evelyn @evelynnleee]

this customer walked in 10 SECONDS before we CLOSED and she had the audacity to yell “yay i made it” bitch you made what? made me mad?

[sassy sunflower @amandaasettee]

A wise woman once said “a hoe never gets cold”

[Derek @D_bohm17]

The worst part of all of my days is taking the last sip of my iced coffee. Truly a tragic moment