Dear Italy,
Your PM just defended Pope and lost an ally in Washington — the Commander in Grief, yet the most 'powerfool'man on earth.
We'd like to apply for the vacancy.
Our qualifications: 7,000 years of civilization, a shared love of poetry, architecture, and food that takes longer to prepare than Trump's attention span.
The only thing Iran and Italy have ever fought over is who invented ice cream. Faloodeh came first. Gelato came louder. We've been in a 'cold' war over this for 2,000 years.
A campaign called ‘Janfada’ (self sacrifice) has been launched in Iran, where people are registering to sacrifice themselves for Iran and defend their homeland.
More than 14 million Iranians are ready to serve their nation, among them, the brave Speaker of Iran’s Parliament @mb_ghalibaf.