Dave Smiley

DFS, tunes and gastronomy 🕷️. Trust the data. Fluent in pardon my French. Ain’t no time to hate 🤔🎰⚾️🙏🎯💰😎

[Dave Smiley @bluester]

@real_bkreider Really awesome. You are a fantasy stud.

[Dave Smiley @bluester]

Bill Walton. Legendary player, broadcaster, Deadhead and man. Peace

[Dave Smiley @bluester]

#NYGvsMIA

[David French @DavidAFrench]

Yes indeed. And the fact that many in the GOP now completely reject this view of immigrants is one of the saddest developments of my political lifetime.

[Bill Pascrell, Jr. 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @BillPascrell]

Democrats build economies, republicans destroy them. Say it with me: #BidenBoom

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

Guns are banned at Trump’s speech at the NRA convention tomorrow bc they know that’s the only way to prevent a shooting

[BetMGM 🦁 @BetMGM]

RT if Richmond over Iowa was your 12-5 upset

[Dave Smiley @bluester]

🕷💪

[Shabazz Stuart @ShabazzStuart]

Important PSA 👇🏾👇🏾👇🏾

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

remember during Benghazi when Obama claimed executive privilege and went to court and refused to let anyone talk? of course you don't. Obama handed over every document and Hillary sat for 11 hours straight, because they had nothing to hide and they aren't whiny dipshit man-babies

[Rod Carew @RodCarew_29]

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And I will tell you the story of how I got into Thurman’s head by calling pitches and he started untying my cleats at the plate

[Steve Schmidt @SteveSchmidtSES]

Sometimes famous quotes become jumbled through repetition and time. The words retain their familiarity but the power and deep meaning of them is washed smooth like a rock by the sea. Think about the Pledge of Allegiance being recited by children on a single exhale or think about

[Stephanie "LB" 🟧 @LincolnsBible]

If only there were a memo that said the emoluments clause was meant to be enforced.

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

Join the herd. Talk to your doctor today if you think Ivermectin is right for you.

[Jon Favreau @jonfavs]

GOP Platform for ‘22:

1) Bounties on abortions
2) Harass and disenfranchise Dem voters
3) Fire educators who teach kids about racism
4) Prevent schools from stopping Covid spread
5) Threaten businesses that comply with a domestic terrorism investigation

(That’s just this week!)

[Dr. Elizabeth Rogers @ahumorlessfem]

Electing Al Gore.

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

I can't think of a less funny "joke" than a grown male member of Congress, saying he would strike an octogenarian woman Speaker of the House with a wooden hammer.

[Not Real Donald Trump @RealDonalDrumpf]

*Offer not valid if you have a uterus.