Brandon Massey

Lifelong beer ninja, bacon connoisseur, ametuer internet expert

[Brandon Massey @bmassey87]

@FearedBuck Hahahahah casual racism is ok again!

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@DineshDSouza Excuse me ma’am, your dick is showing through your pantyhose

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@iamnot_elon Absolutely flat tax at 0 percent. The government should have to hold a bake sale if they want to raise money for domestic terrorism or to fight the terrorist (that they put in power) abroad

[Brandon Massey @bmassey87]

@SECUnfiltered @GhostOfQC44 @SSN_TAMU @BarstoolTexasAM @rcb05 @GBHunting @thewarrapport @AllAubarn @SSN_Auburn @Zblackerby @JakeCrain_ 17-6 TAMU. Auburn moves the ball well, but is unable to put it in the end zone or make FGs. TAMUs run is stiffled but they still score 2 passing TDs. And if all goes well High Freeze retires from college football and pursues his real passion…hookers.

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@ianmiles Mmmm fish and coffee

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@ianmiles Man…he is really kicking that dudes ass

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@CollinRugg I’m just here to watch the butt chug

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@joshmishell @TFLN What about ñew Mexico

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@RepMTG Julian Assange is proof that whistleblowers don’t receive protection from the government

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@congdonsation 16k tickets sold….but yeah it was a miserable day to be outside.

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I fully agree…give Lamar a 1 year 19.9m guaranteed. That’s the point right?

[Warren Sharp @SharpFootball]

contracts signed by Kirk Cousins:

2012: standard 4-yr rookie deal
2016: $19.9M fully guaranteed
2017: $23.9M fully guaranteed
2018: $84.0M fully guaranteed
2020: $66.0M fully guaranteed
2022: $35.0M fully guaranteed

career: $231M thru 2023...

...of which $229M was fully guaranteed

career 72-63-2 (.533) as a starter

and 1 playoff win in 8 years

contracts signed by Lamar Jackson:

2018: standard 4-yr rookie deal (option exercised)
2023: tbd

comps thru first 61 starts (Lamar has started 61 games)

Lamar: 45-16 (.738)
Kirk: 27-32-2 (.459)

Lamar: 100 pass TD to 38 INT
Kirk: 105 pass TD to 53 INT

Lamar: +0.10 EPA/att, 47% success
Kirk: +0.09 EPA/att, 47% success

Lamar: 64% comp, 7.4 YPA
Kirk: 66% comp, 7.7 YPA

Lamar: 6.1 YPC, 4,298 rush yds, 23 rush TD
Kirk: 3.3 YPC, 440 rush yds, 13 rush TD

[Brandon Massey @bmassey87]

Why is Hasbulla famous? It doesn’t seem like he does much of anything of note

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@lenacordell They were just in the wrong place at the wrong time.

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@bennyjohnson PedoJoe is hittin the griddy

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@CollinRugg Did he walk off camera or did he just forget where he was and shuffled in the direction of a door?

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@theofficetv 🫴 Fine work award? Please

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@philthatremains It must be tough for someone who has never developed a personality to try to have a relationship conversation.

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@bing And still worse than google…

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@PFF By the letter of the rule, yes it’s holding. But there were far more egregious incidents earlier in the game that weren’t called. It’s a bad look for the NFL refs, hopefully this spurns the change to hold refs accountable for their calls.

[Brandon Massey @bmassey87]

@grahamcarr2 I don’t understand how this stadium’s field is so awful on the biggest stages in CFP and NFL. Maybe they need to hire a new grounds keeper.