Barney Scott

Not purple, not a dinosaur, head of engineering at @ebay

[Barney Scott @bmds]

You know you’ve got a teenager when you walk in to their bedroom at midday, the curtains are closed, and every single light is on

[Barney Scott @bmds]

Being consistent is starting to pay off. PR of +18kg for ten weighted pushups tonight

[Barney Scott @bmds]

Holy shit they caught the booster!

[Barney Scott @bmds]

@StagecoachGM What is happening with the 806 to Marple today?

[Will Hayward @WillHayCardiff]

Right I have gone through the latest 20mph data for Wales and have made this video.

However, I know many of you prefer a thread so I've done that as well.

Long story short, 20mph seems to be working VERY well and is already paying for itself.

[Thread]

[Edwin Hayward @edwinhayward]

This is not the election for protest votes.

For the first time, we could demote the Tories to third. Winning fewer seats than the LibDems would wipe them out as a political force.

Polls suggest this is within reach, but we need tactical voting to get us over the line.

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[Barney Scott @bmds]

@VirginAtlantic Just so you know the live chat on your site is broken. Editing a booking is also non functional. It's quite frustrating being told to use them reguarly while waiting on the phone

[Barney Scott @bmds]

@Strava pretty sure this isn’t how Pilates works. Not sure how many watts I’d need to put out to hit 40,900kmph

[Barney Scott @bmds]

Just seen the new Decathlon site, what a hot mess.

[Barney Scott @bmds]

@CSI_Starbase @OwlGoWho @SpaceXobsessed Ramp it up over time, typically watch YouTube at 1.75/2x. People feel like they're talking really slowly when watching at normal speed.

If you want to blow your mind, watch a video showing what speed blind people listen to screen readers at

[Barney Scott @bmds]

Still can’t get over iOS telling me to check my ring daily, what does it know!

[Barney Scott @bmds]

Apple: To resolve this just approve your new device from any other signed in to iCloud.

Me: ok cool I have 4 different ones right here

Apple: Lol no, do it from a random work laptop from several years ago

[Barney Scott @bmds]

Apple: come use us we’re better than Android

Also Apple: Oh you’ve not been using us for the last 5 years, lol fuck you.

[Barney Scott @bmds]

Apple: please use our support app to get help

Also apple: you have an account issue no support app for you

[Barney Scott @bmds]

@pauldambra How have I lived this long and never heard of spreadable pistachio cream!

[Barney Scott @bmds]

It's mince pie season yet again.

Yet again I'm smashing those fuckers into my face

I've got a problem

[Barney Scott @bmds]

The app forces the advert to appear every time you click on a link in to it

[Barney Scott @bmds]

@jet2tweets You've got a nice helpful interstitial advert in your app when it loads up that breaks sharing boarding cards with party members

[Barney Scott @bmds]

@computerlovers @nuxuk New office looks sweet

[Barney Scott @bmds]

@hereinthehive The beer tasting board from here was good: https://t.co/zKUCHnavA5