Brendan Mooneÿ

snowlovegypsyness. Keepin it HYPHE

[bunny @HaminaMc]

"I have noticed that even people who claim everything is predetermined and we can do nothing to change it, look before they cross the road"

[Brendan Mooneÿ @bmooneyhyfe]

Donald had some real out of the box thinking when he choose the name "trumpcare" #creativity #ThanksObama #literally

[Brendan Mooneÿ @bmooneyhyfe]

My paper reminds me of A 43 year old white teacher delivering the chorus of Gonorrhea by Lil Wayne as a monologue. Cringy.

[Brendan Mooneÿ @bmooneyhyfe]

Moms who blaze 2k69

[Brendan Mooneÿ @bmooneyhyfe]

Flaming hot Cheetos.

[Brendan Mooneÿ @bmooneyhyfe]

When I grow up I wanna become Peter Pan

[Brendan Mooneÿ @bmooneyhyfe]

"Let's just get breakfast, make it all go away"

[Brendan Mooneÿ @bmooneyhyfe]

Life's a constant existential crisis between fresh fruit and butts.

[Alan Turpin @_AlanTurpinAT]

Hands down just saw the most beautiful girl I've ever seen in my life at Trader Joe's Hahahaha going there everyday now

[Brendan Mooneÿ @bmooneyhyfe]

Words are pretty wordy

[MAJOR LAZER @MAJORLAZER]

FRIDAY NIGHT IN PARK CITY BE LIKE

[Brendan Mooneÿ @bmooneyhyfe]

"You don't know who's saying all this shit man it could be Socrates or Plato"

[Brendan Mooneÿ @bmooneyhyfe]

"You're trying tell me you don't go when you're yiked when your all raw to Carls Jr."

[The Onion @TheOnion]

A beacon of hope in a world of darkness, or vice versa: The Onion’s complete coverage of the Obama presidency https://t.co/qOIRSGCzUL

[Brendan Mooneÿ @bmooneyhyfe]

A make you want to smile type of smile

[Brendan Mooneÿ @bmooneyhyfe]

When siri goes off in a lecture and your 13 year old self made her address you as "seductive sexy pants"

[Brendan Mooneÿ @bmooneyhyfe]

Cloudy with a chance of booty

[Utah Avalanche Center @utavy_]

THE FOREST SERVICE UTAH AVALANCHE CENTER IN SALT LAKE CITY HAS ISSUED A BACKCOUNTRY AVALANCHE WARNING FOR THE MOUNTAINS OF NORTHERN UTAH.

[Alan Turpin @_AlanTurpinAT]

Picking USC for this years rose bowl