forest moon of bendor

“bad tweets cherub” | horticultural lad | mtu 20XX | vibe killer | 25

[forest moon of bendor @bnflwrs]

Me

[Sci-Fi Archives @SciFiArchives]

Don Maitz ‘Wizard’s Approach’ (2003)

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

Goalkeeper reveal is one of the funniest things I’ve seen recently

[@ratlimit @ratlimit]

Trashy Knicks fan nicks Knicks can; gets canned, fined; Knicks can fine

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

this was actually extremely irresponsible for him to do as a small business owner

[cash @cash__browns]

Nancy 5/30/26

[Selen @writingenjoyer]

The Gary Larson jazz album covers are something else

[Doubt @LILDOUBT1]

When she rubbing your stomach and that pinky finger break the waistband…🥴🥴🥴 touch my wee wee touch my fucking wee wee!

[selina meyer’s wife @selinameyersgf]

i swear i never get tired of this scene from season 5 of veep…the effortless way JLD delivers these insults is so deliciously evil and perfect

[meg “Yooper” bitchell @MeganBitchell]

My mom found a poem I wrote in 5th grade and I’m very moved by the first three lines

[forest moon of bendor @bnflwrs]

@FlatEartherK1tt He gets me all hot and bothered.

[duen / niko @datLucario]

*panting* it took me a few days and i passed out 17 times but i finished ur table

[José María Luna @JoseMLuna]

You HAD to be there

[David Benedict 🏳️‍🌈🕎 @eggsbened]

There are days when I miss being an editor and I particularly loved writing headlines. Whoever did this, I hope they took the rest of the day off.

[Tommy Siegel @TommySiegel]

perhaps my favorite New Yorker reject of the year so far

[@shartgroblin @shartgroblin]

found this on my hs hard drive

[forest moon of bendor @bnflwrs]

@afrocosmist Harlan ellison claims that being rejected from mainstream sci-fi publications is why he submitted some stories to dirty magazines. Though its also because he was a pervert, i think. I listened to I have no mouth... (the collection) and he didn't have a very "i love women" vibe.