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Born again Christian conservative father of six adopted. Musician (guitar, mandolin). Amateur historian. 54 yr old diabetic farmer (7 acres).

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corn on the macabre

[Corey Ryan Forrester - WeLoveCorey.com @CoreyRForrester]

If you wanna know how much can change in 5 years, back In 2019 these guys said they couldn’t breathe in a mask, but now they can’t shoot a woman in the head 3 times without one!

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wish i could letterboxd the fake movie from home alone :(

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told my mom to watch Good Boy (2025) but she accidentally watched Good Boy (2022)

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is my humor jim varney based

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for sale: clown shoes, never worn

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who is she

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@trixiemattel @katya_zamo and yall just got your units installed :(

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@RaptorOfLove @alancross14 @jessicaykr @dness91 @Jordan__Lawson 😤

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@electrolemon Thanks for the memories

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I’m the audience

[female dennis reynolds @FlVESTARWOMAN]

dennis reynolds laura palmer edit i hope it finds its audience

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(johnny cash voice) I shit myself today

[raine🦂 @thegorezone]

john waters, paul verhoeven and david cronenberg are all working on new movies right now. it’s like they saw all the anti-sex scene discourse and assembled the pervert film elder avengers

[Horror4Kids @horror4kids]

The FBI had to contact Weekly World News and ask them to retract their iconic Bat Child story after they were bombarded with calls to release the creature from their custody.

In an interview with Mental Floss, writer Bob Lind and editor Joe Berger recalled:

“An FBI agent called the paper and asked us to retract it. They were getting so many calls demanding Bat Boy be released that their switchboard was being flooded.”

Bob Lind: One day Eddie (Managing Editor Eddie Clontz) gets a call from the FBI. Like, “Hey, we’re getting all these calls, knock it off."

Eddie said, “We’ll never do it again.”

As soon as the receiver hit the hook he turned around and said, “OK, Bat Boy escapes from the FBI ..."

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PLEASE I am not equipped to deal with this after drinking

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

Please stop letting Tesla owners be Uber drivers how the Fuck do I get out

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Chocolat is French Footloose

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@_lizharvey THAT PART BOTHERED ME MORE THAN THEM NOT WEARING SHOES!!!

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@ChloeSilverad0 DDL getting his spoons stolen :(