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Spatula 4 size

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@josiahhughes his coworkers’ scent, etc.

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@alfiebiggs03 wait there were also like 1,000 spikes on his shoes how

[alex 💭 ⁷ @nothnghppens]

this is killing me

[sarah @sarahradz_]

I asked my 8yo if he liked my sleeveless blouse, he said "the color's fine, but I don't like public armpits" 😭 Public. Armpits. It's going straight to Goodwill

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@therealAGxx My parents cat Mini lives with her tongue out😭😭😭

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@therealAGxx I’ll donate

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I consider myself a nice person but omg I enjoy talking shit!

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@tcreighton93 Bad Joy!

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@brainwormsssss omg please

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Just For Men is a farce!!! Graying guys are hotties

[Curiosity @CuriosityonX]

The moon's shadow covering parts of North America during the April 8, 2024 Total Solar Eclipse

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@IsaacKing314 Wait this seems like well aligned behavior!

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@hayejunt Something I’ll be thinking about forever: there was a small earthquake in Windsor, Ontario a couple years ago. I live in a small suburb of Detroit and felt the earthquake while home alone. Drove up to a CVS two blocks away to ask if anyone felt it and everyone SAID NO!!

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

yeah go ahead and take a nap in my fucking salad i don’t even care anymore

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Deleting old tweets bc they didn’t get me enough attention

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Wtf y’all be talkin bout in your Instagram captions forreal

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Girls will post an Instagram like ‘lately💕’ and it’s just a pic of a pizza with black olives on it

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Just remembered I had a dream last night that I performed the Heimlich on a restaurant patron. So much more inspiring than my dream the night before- that I found a stick of butter in the dishwasher💕

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@VuCesar76593 @KramerOsir6940 @gameboyDavy @Gates_ontop @EstebanPi1976 @prakash221256 @juscastroo @melton2388 @Maurici59516424 @julioescritor @_4552_ @Triple_teebukky @zoevdk @kuribow01211121 @Mennaashraf82 @Larusar_ @RubenFragozo @RobertRasmus2 @Iain13955 @spack385 @kiliangw @Tinycrab_oath fuck off!!

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Sitting at the bar at a yacht club drinking wine & trying to pay my student loans but for the life of me I can’t remember the name of my loan servicer!!