Bobertie 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[Bobertie 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @bobertie10]

Last night was spent with some of the best people in the world

[Bobertie 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @bobertie10]

@HMRCcustomers Yeah I've just found the link to remove the expenses. I couldn't find it on the app, but I managed to eventually find it on the website. Thanks for your help

[Bobertie 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @bobertie10]

@HMRCcustomers I had job expenses last year meaning I overpaid tax, but it looks like my tax code for this year has been updated based on the expense figures for last year. I won't have anywhere near as much expenses this year, how do I change my tax code back?

[Bobertie 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @bobertie10]

@LauraJaneGrace Fuck yeah 😄 I'm off work the week of the uk tour, might need to see if I can afford to road trip to more than one show!

[Bobertie 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @bobertie10]

@LauraJaneGrace We've had the photos on them for a while, but they seem to be a lot less mingin than they used to be. Still get the odd gross one but most are pretty chill tbh
Used to trade with mates if they didn't like their one: "youve got the gangrene one? I'll swap you for an infected lung"

[Bobertie 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @bobertie10]

@trafficscotland At the time of this tweet, I had been stuck on the motorway for 4 hours. It was then another 2 hours before I got back onto the motorway. I don't know where this "55 minutes" is coming from, unless you are only counting the numerous drivers speeding down the hard shoulder?

[Ann Coates Single X🦕🦖 @setoacnna]

Breaking I've ruled myself out of this years Olympics.

[Trung Phan @TrungTPhan]

The last three years, explained

[Bobertie 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @bobertie10]

@LauraJaneGrace Saw this chart online which pretty much sums it up, although when in shops buying beer a pint can will typically say 568ml. Milk is kinda a mix, recently I've only really seen it in full litres (or 500ml), but I used to see 2.xx litre cartons

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

I’ve really been “I just need to get through this week”ing for two years straight

[TLDR News UK @TLDRNewsUK]

It does feel very appropriate that 2021 political debate has reached the point where we're arguing about the volume of cheese permitted at a work event 🧀

[Jamie @Jamie10__]

“once covid ends” starting to sound a lot like “when the dfs sale ends”

[Adam Bienkov @AdamBienkov]

You know a prime minister is in trouble when all they can do is accuse their political opponents of "playing politics." #PMQs

[Bobertie 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @bobertie10]

Notice how this is for "middle-class" drug users, because the upper-class are the ones making these laws/policies while snorting coke in government bathrooms

[The Telegraph @Telegraph]

🔴A crackdown on middle-class drug users will be announced on Monday, meaning they face being forced to go to rehab or losing their passports and driving licences https://t.co/v0sndVN7k4

[Cameron Glasgow @CamiGlasgowSGP]

*Everyone liked this*

[Ragged Trousered Philanderer @RaggedTP]

You know the country is f*cked when a parking space earns more than minimum wage.

[toxic king @toxicking]

"are you ok?" no it’s dark at 5 p.m.