the girlboss with the vicious haircut

you can find me hanging off the back of jeff bezo’s penis shaped rocket as a last ditch effort to escape this ghetto planet.

[the girlboss with the vicious haircut @bobislonely]

tweets aren’t my own, they actually belong to a rat squatting in a fancy manor in the upper east side of NYC, who’s barely getting by on the nonexistent scraps of its bourgeois cohabiters as a result of the juice cleanse epidemic that is sweeping through the elite.

[the girlboss with the vicious haircut @bobislonely]

@QueenMab87 the tattoo should have been the end of his political career. but unfortunately, the excuse of “youthful ignorance”— at least when it comes to racism—always works wonders for yt folks.

[the girlboss with the vicious haircut @bobislonely]

mind you this man had a whole totenkopf tattoo… ik what you people areeeeeeee

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

Let me know if my Graham Platner apology is debasing and self-flagellating enough 👇https://t.co/VlN6iulpls

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

"Members of the group Patriot Front ride the metro as a commuter looks on, during the 250th anniversary of U.S. independence in Washington, D.C., U.S., July 4, 2026. REUTERS/Cheney Orr"

[the girlboss with the vicious haircut @bobislonely]

@foulterriblgirl i love you but i love me more

[the girlboss with the vicious haircut @bobislonely]

sometimes tacky is the goal

[the girlboss with the vicious haircut @bobislonely]

in other words, black and brown bodies exists only for entertainment

[Acyn @Acyn]

Reporter: Do you think Republicans can square their support for ending birthright citizenship with the USMNT whose top scorer is a birthright citizen?

Norman: Those are two separate issues—sports and policy.

PabloReports: Do you think the World Cup coach is taking an American job? He’s from Argentina.

Norman: That’s a separate issue. It doesn’t matter where he’s from.

PabloReports: What if he was a doctor? Or a construction worker?

Norman: That’s two separate issues.

PabloReports: What makes sports different?

Norman: With sports, you gauge on wins and losses. A construction worker is not a specialized field like sports is.

[the girlboss with the vicious haircut @bobislonely]

digitally transliterating hebrew now ig

[the girlboss with the vicious haircut @bobislonely]

omg a world renown scholar in my field wants to supervise my master’s thesis

[the girlboss with the vicious haircut @bobislonely]

yall want to live in gilead soooo bad omg

[Zi @moefulmoid]

Victoria’s Secret is literally a lingerie store for ADULTS, what are we on about

[the girlboss with the vicious haircut @bobislonely]

no mark…just no.

[Mark Carney @MarkJCarney]

Today, our government introduced new legislation to protect our kids online. Canada's Safe Social Media Act will hold social media and AI platforms accountable, make them safer, and restrict access to social media for children under 16.

More and more kids are suffering from anxiety, depression, self-harm, and exploitation. To keep our kids safe, we have to ensure that our laws keep up with technology.

[JAXIE @jaxajueny]

Wym they found pics of you with swastikas on your face

[the girlboss with the vicious haircut @bobislonely]

meanwhile i be putting strangers stuff back on to dry if the items are still soaked and its a busy wash day to avoid a traffic jam 😶

[haze ✩ @sillyexbf]

moved someone’s clothes from the dryer to the table and came back to find she ended my machine for it 😀

[the girlboss with the vicious haircut @bobislonely]

https://t.co/iVHV1ExvUK

if you’re not in the mood for reading but wanna prepare for the upcoming odyssey film, this is a fun fireside retelling of the tale :)

[the girlboss with the vicious haircut @bobislonely]

@Aameridoll @sunbleachedcdn a conversation about gender performance under patriarchy deserves better than the flattening of intersecting identities you’re giving it.

[the girlboss with the vicious haircut @bobislonely]

@sunbleachedcdn white feminism is a dead end.

[the girlboss with the vicious haircut @bobislonely]

@hunterlluvbot @sunbleachedcdn @nonbinarytummy it abso-fucking-lutely is not like bringing up “whiteface”.

[liz 💥 @lizaboth]

Imagine being commissioned to make a bob wig for an elephant mascot

[Himberly @himbo_anonymous]

This is how Orichimaru was moving during the Chunin Exams

[deepfaked @russiacore]

*trying to escape saw trap* I’m not going to play your gay little game!

Gay Jigsaw: it’s the way you have no choice 😭