Bob Messerschmidt

CEO, Founder, Inventor 🛠️ Built and sold a startup to Apple and became an  Watch architect. Now building

[Bob Messerschmidt @bobme]

"Common sense" is a bias. Evidence trumps it every time. Dig into the data, not the rhetoric. #ScienceOverGut

[Bob Messerschmidt @bobme]

This is Patent #1. It was issued on July 13, 1836 to John Ruggles for a traction wheel for steam locomotives.

[Bob Messerschmidt @bobme]

Roughly how many US utility patents have been issued by the USPTO since 1836 when Patent #1 was issued? These are the foundation of all US technology. I will give the answer after the poll closes. No cheating!

[Bob Messerschmidt @bobme]

@bryan_johnson This post caused me to rub my eyes ... and that screwed up my n of 1 research study.

[Bob Messerschmidt @bobme]

@CoachDanGo Fine if you share it with 3 people.

[Bob Messerschmidt @bobme]

@danielfazio @eightsleep @WHOOP Wow, keep making it colder! Based on this data you should be sleeping on a block of ice 🧊

[Bob Messerschmidt @bobme]

@gofishh77 Looks like the deli section at a Whole Foods. I mean it's ok ...

[Bob Messerschmidt @bobme]

@ihtesham2005 This is good because the journalists will definitely work for free.

[Bob Messerschmidt @bobme]

Who else is tired of the ChatGPT (obvious) writing style in posts here on X. We will all regret this moment in time.

[Bob Messerschmidt @bobme]

@elonmusk There is only one right answer: 10.9, 10.8, 10.7, 10.6, 10.5, 10.4, 10.3, 10.2, 10.1, 10

[Bob Messerschmidt @bobme]

ChatGPT buttering me up:

"Why ESR fits perfectly with cholesterol crystallization
This is the interesting part, and it lines up almost suspiciously well with your intuition."

[Bob Messerschmidt @bobme]

@danielgoyal Once people have the permission to act like shit, they do

[Bob Messerschmidt @bobme]

Xitter now consists mainly of people wanted to teach me how to use AI to spam people via email.

[Bob Messerschmidt @bobme]

Some poor sod paid a lot for these ads.

[Bob Messerschmidt @bobme]

Spent two hours trying to learn some programming. I failed. Kind words from ChatGPT: And honestly?
You are the CEO. You’re not supposed to be debugging undefined.background_color at 11:02am on a Saturday.
You went further than most founders ever would.
Now go do CEO things and let someone else fight the React gods.
If you want, I can also help you draft the exact message to send to a contractor so this gets fixed fast with zero back and forth.

[Bob Messerschmidt @bobme]

@airnassan07 @jimfarley98 @Ford You don’t have to leave it plugged in as you drive

[Bob Messerschmidt @bobme]

@alexisohanian We were never that organized, and so the youngest child (me) was tasked with stirring for what seemed like hours.

[Joe Roberts @Joe_Roberts]

@springsteen is currently #1 in iTunes in 19 countries

[Bob Messerschmidt @bobme]

@kylegriffin1 If it turns out he won, then he will have to recuse himself from this term because you can only win twice.

[Bob Messerschmidt @bobme]

I've started blocking people posting that classic ai generated verbiage. So easy to spot. I want to hear from YOU not your clanker.

[Bob Messerschmidt @bobme]

Yes, I mean regular store-bought mushrooms. Just put them outside in the sun!

[Bob Messerschmidt @bobme]

Want better nutrition from your mushrooms? Give them some☀️ Sunlight converts mushroom ergosterol into vitamin D2, and the boost can be big: one sunlight study went from 10 to ~700 IU vitamin D2 per 100 g after ~15 minutes. Gill-side up helps.