Bob Mock

Architect at a Baltimore based firm. Husband. Father. Handyman.

[Bill Kristol @BillKristol]

"If one asked me to what do I think one must principally attribute the singular prosperity and growing force of this people, I would answer that it is to the superiority of its women."
-- Alexis de Tocqueville, Democracy in America II, 3.12

[Steve Rattner @SteveRattner]

Tariffs do raise prices, plain and simple.

[Nick Yoder @NickYoder86]

I just photos of the destruction out in Long Island.

Magnitude 4.8 #earthquake

[Matt Dursh @MattDursh]

Bridge design for vessel collision. A🧵

The main span of the Francois Scott Key Bridge is 1300 ft. It also has 185 ft of clearance, making this a massive bridge.

This type of bridge is considered complex.

Baltimore is in for a long haul before replacement. Here is why.

1/x

[Bob Mock @bobmock]

totally rickrolled the whole video stream

[Bob Mock @bobmock]

Lock him up^3

[Sesame Street @sesamestreet]

The letter X will be holding a press conference later today. #TwitterX

[Bob Mock @bobmock]

@sheetz the people don’t want these wacky donuts with crazy toppings, we just want our Boston creme back!

[George Mack @george__mack]

Spent the last 30 days in America

Some thoughts on the USA vs the UK:

1. Flags - In America, if you fly the national flag -- it's normal. In Britain, if you fly the national flag -- you're labeled a neo-nazi.

2. Accents - In America, if you drive for 2 hours -- people's accents don't change much. In Britain, if you drive for 2 hours -- people's accents change a lot.

3. Work - In American culture, people sell themselves well when meeting strangers. In British culture, you're taught to downplay everything you do.

4. Fashion - In America, the biggest companies are tech. In Europe, the biggest companies are fashion.

If you're European -- you immediately become the top 10% of fashion sense in America.

This rule even applies to Brits -- who are notoriously the worst dressed in Europe.

5. Nice cars - In America, if you have a nice car -- most people will ask: "Wow. What do you do for work?"

In Britain, if you have a nice car -- some people will wait for you to leave it, and scratch their key down the side of it.

6. The British accent - Most Brits don't realize this but Americans love the British accent.

You immediately appear smarter and more attractive than you are. The British accent is a commodity in the rest of the world -- except Britain.

If you have a British accent, the worst ROI you get for it is ironically in Britain.

Unfortunately, the reverse isn't true for American accents.

7. History - In the 1700s, Americans were the ones that decided to get on a random boat for 50 days and travel across the whole world in search of a better life.

The Brits were the ones that said: "What a silly idea. Why would I do that?!"

This historical A/B test can explain 99% of their differences generations later.

8. Decentralisation - In America, if you want to get into politics - Washington.

If you want to get into tech - San Francisco.

If you want to get into finance - New York.

If you want to get into entertainment - LA.

In Britain, if you want to get into elite politics, tech, finance, or entertainment: You move to London.

(Remote work and Manchester's boom is changing this slightly)

9. Anti-Fragile - American kids are told they can do anything. This is great -- but can result in fragile self-esteem when reality meets their imagination.

British kids take the piss out of one another. This looks bad on the surface -- but it results in anti-fragile self-esteem. You learn to publicly laugh at your own insecurities.

10. Comedy - Chris Rock once broke down the difference between him (American) and Ricky Gervais (British).

American comedy is often so loud. They shout to get their joke across to everyone in the room.

British comedy is usually subtle. The best joke is the one that only the smart people in the room understood.

11. Road rage - There appears to be less road rage in America relative to Britain.

In Britain, there are 10x more car horns and fights.

I suspect this might be because of bigger roads -- or that you're unsure if the person you're starting a fight with has a gun.

12. Naming conventions - America often calls things what they are.

E.g. Joshua Tree in LA -- because it has a lot of Joshua Trees.

In British culture, it's more obscure.

E.g. Big Ben's own Wikipedia page has a debate about why a clock is called Big Ben. All we know is it involved some bloke called Ben.

13. War scar tissue - During WW1 and WW2, Britain saw millions of people die near their own soil. Major British cities got bombed into rubble.

Americans have barely seen any losses near their land. And the wars where they did take damage (E.g. Iraq, Afghanistan, and Vietnam) - they were all so far away from America.

As a result, the British culture is more stoic. Brits mentally prepare for the worst outcome. It's the spirit that got us through watching our country get blown up twice.

Bonus thought:

14. Meta point - I poked more fun at Britain than America.

Why? Because I'm British. And mocking yourself rather than someone else is a very British thing to do.

And I love that part of British culture.

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Nuance: This is largely satire from my own personal observations. The sample size is 1 and none of the above is a scientific fact.

[Michael Beschloss @BeschlossDC]

Here is Thomas Jefferson's “Original Rough Draught" of our Declaration of Independence (with revisions added by John Adams and Benjamin Franklin), 1776:

[Michael A. Horowitz @michaelh992]

Cyclist passes Russian troops in Rostov while blasting "Because I got high".

That's it, that's the tweet.

[fooler initiative @metroadlib]

I LITERALLY stopped working on my memo so I could read this indictment.

I am on page 24 and JESUS LUPITA NYONG'O CHRIST.

HOW this man still has the capacity to shock me after everything that's happened, i'll never know.

but I am sitting here *STUNNED*.

[Casey Neistat @Casey]

its worse than you can imagine

[Sophos @Sophos]

On May 9, the same day as Russia’s famous Victory Day parade, the FBI announced a major victory in cyberspace. The operation, dubbed MEDUSA, took down a network of computers compromised by malware known as “Snake”.

[Bob Mock @bobmock]

I hope someone (or lots of people) were chanting “Lock Him Up”

[Bill Kristol @BillKristol]

Republicans have been looking for a catchy slogan, and Rep. Tim Burchett (R - TN) has given them one:

“We’re not gonna fix it.”

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

The Nashville shooter was armed with a Kel-Tec SUB2000, a Lead Star Arms Grunt AR-15 pistol, and a Smith & Wesson M&P9 Shield EZ 9mm pistol. A search of the shooter's home resulted in the recovery of two shotguns (including a sawed off shotgun).

It’s the guns.

[Bob Mock @bobmock]

@AdamKinzinger And extremely heart breaking that we celebrate this as success. Hero yes, but not something to celebrate.

[Liz Cheney @Liz_Cheney]

Thank you @JennaBushHager for making this point today - if we really want to keep our children safe, we need to spend less time banning books and more time stopping the horrific gun violence in our schools.

[Sam Ghali, M.D. @EM_RESUS]

Here’s the Chest X-Ray of a young girl suffering from a condition that is now the #1 cause of death in children and adolescents in the U.S.

What’s the diagnosis?