BobTheCat

My name is Bob.I have blue eyes,white fur&14 front toes. My breath is sweet. My mitten paws are deadly!I play the Moog in an emo band

[BobTheCat @BobsMittenPaws]

Anyone interested in seeing s hilarious short film needs to go to you tube and search Catnip: egress to oblivion.

[BobTheCat @BobsMittenPaws]

Ir Suicide Medicine by Rocky Votolato. http://t.co/SK4ATaSpf5

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The Light and the Sound by Rocky Votolato on #SoundHound for Android.
http://t.co/z390lPjNRm

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@xx000xxx0001 what kind of a jerk puts kittens in men's underwear? Its kittens in mittens don't cha know!

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@Skullcat kind of like the song "come sail with me" only sung in the key of Otter.

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@Skullcat otters hold hands when they sleep.

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@david8hughes its Alright, but lets aim a little lower next time. Some of us live here ya know!

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@xx000xxx0001 I'm sorry..but that needed closed captioning?

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@burton_bootsie wait..are we being innsensitive to hunchbacks by calling it "hump day" I just want to be PC.

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@DewRetty @BonzoBeckett to protect the oranges..or the wearers of half-shirts?

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@david8hughes why must you remind the rest of us of our inadequacies at joke telling.Thanks for crippling my already low self esteem ,dick!

[David Hughes @david8hughes]

*bear at job interview*
Interviewer: Why do you think you'd be a good fit here?
Bear:--
I: Why the big paws? *smirks*
B: My dad just died.

[RobotRowboat™ @robotrowboat]

Where do I see myself in five years? Probably still in mirrors. Possibly some reflections here and there.

[David Hughes @david8hughes]

The music stopped for a second in the strip club and everyone heard me opening my Velcro wallet.

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Suffer Little Children by The Smiths on #SoundHound for Android.
http://t.co/9jp1xl9Ehq

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@burton_bootsie what what!

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@burton_bootsie HUMP DAYYYYYYYYYY

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@burton_bootsie ROWR to you bootsie