Still Not Megan

[Still Not Megan @bodegacat212]

Being a parent blows

[Still Not Megan @bodegacat212]

@jcrew I can’t find this girls' dress online

[Still Not Megan @bodegacat212]

Why did I go and make my life so much harder?

[Still Not Megan @bodegacat212]

*puts on DMX*

Time to send a strongly worded email

[Dan Carney @DanManCarney]

Do celebrities get diarrhea? Can’t imagine Zendaya experiencing what I’m going through right now

[Fred Delicious 🍆 @Fred_Delicious]

whatever happened to all the guys who were super into 3D printers. There was a 12 month period around 2019 where men made 3D printing their entire personality and everything they made looked like absolute dogshit

[Still Not Megan @bodegacat212]

@OGAride @DGisSERIOUS Looks like they also targeted taking showers and combs

[Still Not Megan @bodegacat212]

@SFJCRC @letat_lechat Have the anti-Semites tried getting jobs?

[Evan @evan7257]

We need a convo on the left about how you can have universal health care with a multipayer system. Medicare for all is not the only way to universal coverage or health care as a right.

[Still Not Megan @bodegacat212]

Ugh

[aram 🐏 @aramnotagoat]

he looks like ashley tisdale on a 2000s red carpet

[Still Not Megan @bodegacat212]

:(

[Still Not Megan @bodegacat212]

😔

[Still Not Megan @bodegacat212]

I'm sorry

[Still Not Megan @bodegacat212]

Following up on the "soon this, too, shall pass"

[Still Not Megan @bodegacat212]

Well, I'm going to Hell

[NY AG James @NewYorkStateAG]

+$114,553.04

[Hil.i.am @hilaryluros]

I’m a trained lawyer on Earth, and I believe it.