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wow 🤠

[mya ⋆˚✿ @sparklingpeach_]

the weed smell mixing with the notes of a fall candle and some cookies

[🏳️‍⚧️ Jakzilla 🏳️‍⚧️ @jakzilla]

They genuinely just made something up on the spot and are getting scared of it im sobbing 😭

[♡ Lilac Heaven ♡ @mintjellybirkin]

This gif is genuinely fucking me up

[esteban 🅴 @el_este144]

& i hope yall stop dragging amanda & start dragging the two hosts of that podcast for not educating her & encouraging her to say it

[molzy @molzysketch]

This website is heartbreaking to scroll through, but it’s so important to digest:
https://t.co/bW7xduNqDs

[♣️HOTCOCO 🍉 @sensible_dude2]

Having a private account comment under one of my posts

[coochie scout @shifushiguro]

Yall want USPS gone but when yall old ass grandparents that live in butt fuck middle of nowhere can’t get they medicine then it’ll be a problem eh? When mimi die it’s gonna be real sad won’t it?

[chlo 🏎️ @_cosmicangst]

“There's a Taylor Swift song about that.”

Okay, so???? There's probably a Doctor who episode about it too. Idrc

[Dark Moon 🏠📼 @DarkMoonHV]

Been referring to the hit of weed i take before leaving the house as "putting on my cologne" to the utter dismay of everyone who cares for me.

[Jane Altoids @staticbluebat]

In 2026 we get health information from They Might Be Giants instead of the FDA

[liv 🥂 @livvidaloca]

a beautiful woman named National Weather Service keeps hitting my line about ⚠️ TORNADO WARNING

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

A pest control company has released a free dating sim where you romance anime bug boys, voiced by Attack on Titan's Eren Yeager

Every relationship ends with you using bug spray to kill your insect boyfriend

[bart @soxbart]

“It’s filled with popcorn.”

Yeah not falling for that. Literally how they tricked Troy.

[FactPost @factpostnews]

Missouri Republicans have cut $4 million in funding for Dolly Parton's Imagination Library literacy program, which sends monthly free books to kids 5 and under.

No more children will be able to sign up to receive free books in Missouri.

[Arwen @heavenleybody]

Let’s be artifacts with mama

[The Girl with the Garfield Tattoo @shelbyboring]

My favorite part of this song is when Vanessa asks the listener if they’ve eaten, not because she’s making sure you’re taken care of, but because if you pass out while dancing with her at the club YOU WILL get left behind

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

People are arguing that “silhouette” and “gauche” are not words a high schooler would/should know. Those are middle school vocabulary words, diva

[spaz 🇵🇭 @chikiningsopas]

why does it look like he has huge tits am i crazy

[C @C111010]

They put Kill Yo Self in the pollen this year

[:P @supermonkeynuts]

not my house but i know my way around