Terror Brain 🧠

weapons-grade kvetching

[Terror Brain 🧠 @boltzmannbutt]

imagine you were at a professional networking event and this shit happened to you

[cece @koekendo0sje]

akasha #iwtv

[Terror Brain 🧠 @boltzmannbutt]

@EmilyRiordan5 no I think I'm more of a bub

[Terror Brain 🧠 @boltzmannbutt]

do you ever watch a zombie movie and it has these two middle-aged guys who live in an apocalypse bunker full of nice decor and creature comforts and they hang their uzis on a coatrack in case they need to kill a zombie and you're like holy cow I think these guys might be my dads

[Terror Brain 🧠 @boltzmannbutt]

@EmilyRiordan5 this guy gets it

[Terror Brain 🧠 @boltzmannbutt]

@vicvaiana @MattPolProf 1) who the fuck is just gonna sit dowwn and crack open the complete works of shakespeare cover to cover
2) the queer debauchery in those comedies is gonna hit his audience like a mack truck

[Born to Tweet, Forced to Post @The_Cultist_]

I feel like this is a good summary of what happens to literally every mainstream horror concept online

[Terror Brain 🧠 @boltzmannbutt]

@ace2099 @Koffee_Mark @InternetH0F I don't know if you know this, but american waitstaff does not typically create or vote on international policy. they spend most of their professional time bringing food to tables.

[Terror Brain 🧠 @boltzmannbutt]

@LukNow1984 @JoaoLamim @kicks I can see an argument for it. Breakdancing is extremely athletic, but so are other dance forms like ballet. Dance puts a bigger premium on expression than most olympic sports, which may make it hard to judge. then again, there's olympic ice dance and gymnastics so 🤷

[kea ★ DFH @twopecple]

this how yall sound

[family friendly era @BhadDhad]

me picking up trump’s ear

[Karli Marulli @karlimarulli]

trump: *waking up* wheres joe biden?
surgeon: who do you think gave you the ear 💕

[tate @50FirstTates]

[picking petals off a flower] we're cooked. we are so back. we're cooked. we are so back. we're cooked

[promise li @promise__li]

one fascist’s ear grazed by a bullet evoked more sympathy from the Democratic Party within two hours than the innumerable Palestinian deaths from decades of settler-colonial violence and months of genocidal warfare that they directly enabled

[Todd in the Shadows @ShadowTodd]

And with Sondheim no longer around to write a song about it, shame

[Terror Brain 🧠 @boltzmannbutt]

jesus christ I love cats so much. in both animal and musical forms.

[Terror Brain 🧠 @boltzmannbutt]

@lilliejharris it's eating scenes for me. don't let me see one fucking morsel after it's crossed the threshold.

[Terror Brain 🧠 @boltzmannbutt]

@sallyonthegrey why not handy

[Terror Brain 🧠 @boltzmannbutt]

@biggestjoel I was bullied a lot in school. I think a lot of them were too immature to deal with the pain of growing up, + bullying was a cope/vent. probably also felt socially insecure + needed assurance wrt their roles in the pecking order. that doesn't preclude being mean for sport, though