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[Polymarket @Polymarket]

BREAKING: Marco Rubio’s 2028 Presidential odds hit a new all-time high after Republican donors signal they prefer him over JD Vance.

[udeogu chukwujekwu @bonchux]

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[captain_callistus @kaynice2fly]

Wetin go really happen if fuel finish for plane wey still dey air?
Part 2 don show face,you go shock o! 🫢

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[udeogu chukwujekwu @bonchux]

@Choji_ES For how many days

[udeogu chukwujekwu @bonchux]

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[udeogu chukwujekwu @bonchux]

Get your PVC fasting and prayer is outdated for Nigeria situation

[Kingdavid C. Ofunne @AjeboWriter]

The pastor came out with a shotgun. “Baby, tell me what happened…don’t be scared, daddy will protect you.” He was asking his daughter

“He changed me.” She said while sucking her finger

“He touched you, where?” The father replied

“He changed me.” The girl replied

“He changed you how?” Her mother asked

“Yesterday he picked another girl to be Virgin Mary in our Christmas Carol play. He said I'll no longer play the role of Virgin Mary but Mary Magdalene, the pr0stitute”

That’s how I resigned as the children’s church drama coordinator and changed Church

The End

[NTANetwork @NTANewsNow]

JULY FAAC MEETING

The Federation Account Allocation Committee (FAAC) has shared the sum of 907.054 billion Naira June 2023 Federation Account Revenue to the Federal Government, States and Local Government Councils.

This was contained in a communiqué issued at the end of the Federation Account Allocation Committee (FAAC) meeting for July 2023.

The meeting was chaired by the Accountant General of the Federation, Dr. Oluwatoyin Madein.

The total distributable revenue comprised distributable statutory revenue of 301.501 billion Naira, distributable Value Added Tax (VAT) revenue of 273.225 billion Naira, Electronic Money Transfer Levy (EMTL) revenue of 11.436 billion Naira and Exchange Difference revenue of 320.892 billion Naira.

The balance in the Excess Crude Account (ECA) was 473,754.57 Dollars.

The communiqué stated that Gross statutory revenue of 1.153 trillion Naira was received for the month of June 2023, higher than the sum of 701.787 billion Naira received in the previous month by 451.134 billion Naira.

According to the communiqué signed by Bawa Mokwa Director (Press and Public Relations) office of the accountant general of the federation,Companies Income Tax (CIT) recorded tremendous increase in the month under review.

Import and Excise Duties, Value Added Tax (VAT), Oil and Gas Royalties increased significantly, while Petroleum Profit Tax (PPT) and Electronic Money Transfer Levy (EMTL) decreased considerably.

[udeogu chukwujekwu @bonchux]

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[udeogu chukwujekwu @bonchux]

@gee_engr Online

[Activist Brusher @ActivistBrusher]

Onyeka’s killer Cop arraigned in court.

He has been sent to Ogwashi-Ukwu Correctional Centre on remand, case adjourned to 8th of May- High Court to take over the judgement. killer Police Officers

Ambode Sanwo Olu

[Clint Murphy @IAmClintMurphy]

• Ignore Them

At first,

They'll laugh at you
Then they'll make fun of
After a while they'll ask you questions
Later, they'll tell everyone they knew you

You will only get to the last step if you learn to Ignore the Haters.

[Kate Amaka Henshaw @HenshawKate]

#WomanCrushWednesday
C'est moi💓💓🔥💃🏻💃🏻

When you are big, you are big
When you are large, you are in charge..

Live your life fully...block out the noise!!

Good morning to my authentic Twitter family.

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[Nwa_Mmeh Buchi @nwammeh]

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[udeogu chukwujekwu @bonchux]

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[udeogu chukwujekwu @bonchux]

Get your PVC fasting and prayer is outdated for Nigeria situation

[udeogu chukwujekwu @bonchux]

Evilspirit every where in Nigeria